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I’ve traveled to quite a few countries—China, the UK, Spain, Switzerland, Germany, Italy, and Greece—but when it comes to the absolute best and wildest adventures I’ve had with providers, one country stands out: Spain.
I had some wild experiences in Madrid with my former sugar baby who lived...
The sheer power of pussy is insane—but it makes sense. We've heard it all: men spending hundreds of thousands on OnlyFans girls, businessmen using their company credit cards on escorts. And honestly? All of that is goated. Simply.
But I want to focus on the sheer insanity we, as men, go through...
As a veteran in this industry (+10 years), I’ve visited girls from all over the world. I’ve had mostly great experiences, and now I want to expand my knowledge here. When I was new to the hobby, I would have loved a guide on which girls are best for specific experiences.
So, here goes.
NOTE...
I hope everyone had a GREAT 4th of July — even though it’s been a few days. I’ve only just fully recovered, lol.
Anyway, as I mentioned in another post, on Thursday I went to see a girl late at night… who turned out to not even be the woman in the pictures. Some old, toothless granny showed up...
By someone who’s been burned… twice in 48 hours.
You already know how easy it is to let the little head do the thinking. I’ve done it — most recently twice in two days.
Two nights ago, I ended up face to face with a girl who had virtually no teeth. Last night, I called my usual driver and went...
met up with two old friends that I hadn't seen since college late last night. We had some beers, talked about old times, and overall, it was a great evening — until...
It was getting late, so we decided to call it a night a little past midnight. I hung around at the bar for a bit after they...
I want to share some honest reflections based on firsthand conversations with several women in the industry, particularly in Europe and North America, though the same applies to many parts of the world. Specifically, I’m referring to the incredible women from Asia and South America who are...
As a general rule of thumb—although there can be exceptions—I tend to avoid two types of providers:
those who hide their face in their ads, and
those who offer a menu longer than what you'd find at an Italian restaurant.
The reason I steer clear of women who don’t show their face is pretty...
The majority of you gentlemen are from the US, which I absolutely adore. Can’t wait for July 4th—but that’s a side note.
I was last in the US at the start of 2022, but I recently asked myself the question: “What country or place would I visit first?”
Now keep in mind, I only asked myself this...
I know the figure can vary, but I’d love to know what you gentlemen spend per month (on average) to see girls.
Personally, I spend anywhere from… well, nothing to around $1,500. 99% of the girls I visit charge between $100 (streetwalkers) and $300.
My most expensive month was probably around...
I was out yesterday, all night, hunting for fresh pussy!
Just kidding—I was at a summer party I’d been invited to by my best friend. Around 25 people in total (15 guys, 10 girls). I was really excited and had hoped to mingle (and maybe more) with some of the girls, but the night quickly turned...
Over the last 6 months, I’ve visited 31 providers – roughly 5 a month, which isn’t too shabby. All I can say is: forget all about solo sessions, edging, and all that stuff. Forget Fleshlights – as fun as they are to use, they don’t build much stamina for real situations.
I don’t know anything...
It’s no secret that price doesn’t always go hand in hand with quality in this hobby.
I’ve learned that the hard way—with mistakes on both ends of the spectrum.
Can a price be too good to be true? Heck yes, it can!
I live in Denmark, where the average price is around $200/hour. One time, I was...
I first got into this hobby back in 2015 when I was 18. At the time, I knew absolutely nothing — I hadn’t even been with a woman before.
Yes, it was an escort who took my virginity.
I had read a lot about escorts on websites, and one day, I finally decided to go through with it. With a...
I’ve filmed quite a few sessions ever since I got the hang of it—starting with my first experience with Deity Bastet back in 2023. That first session was unforgettable. I filmed her giving me an intense throat-fucking for a solid 30–40 minutes over 2–3 rounds. It’s so incredibly satisfying to...
Earlier today, @dob18 wrote a comment that might be one of the truest things I’ve ever heard, and I want to expand on it.
The comment read: "Pussy is the great motivator." And honestly? That’s 1000 percent true.
Sure, money can buy you a great house, a luxury car, a designer watch, and all...
I feel like a lot more gentlemen need to hear this, because I'm sick and tired of constantly having to explain myself. Why do I visit providers? Easy. I think escorts are some of the sweetest, most genuine women that God has ever created. And truth be told — I could never, not in a thousand...
This is a question that has been brought up and discussed here and there, but I wanted to look at it from a fresh perspective.
The main question—above all the sub-questions one could ask when it comes to this topic—is: Is it possible to build a "friendship" with a provider?
Last night, I...
So far, 2025 has been an absolutely incredible year for me when it comes to this hobby. I’ve had the pleasure of visiting 27 different girls — most of them truly wonderful experiences, with just a handful that didn’t quite live up to expectations. That’s the game, though — pictures can be...
Every now and then, I get asked, “Jonas, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done with a provider?” Both on EA—although it's been a while since anyone asked—and by my best friends, who, like me, are equally enthusiastic hobbyists.
So why not finally tell the story on EA?
I’m 28 now, which is...