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As a general rule of thumb—although there can be exceptions—I tend to avoid two types of providers:
those who hide their face in their ads, and
those who offer a menu longer than what you'd find at an Italian restaurant.
The reason I steer clear of women who don’t show their face is pretty...
The majority of you gentlemen are from the US, which I absolutely adore. Can’t wait for July 4th—but that’s a side note.
I was last in the US at the start of 2022, but I recently asked myself the question: “What country or place would I visit first?”
Now keep in mind, I only asked myself this...
I know the figure can vary, but I’d love to know what you gentlemen spend per month (on average) to see girls.
Personally, I spend anywhere from… well, nothing to around $1,500. 99% of the girls I visit charge between $100 (streetwalkers) and $300.
My most expensive month was probably around...
I was out yesterday, all night, hunting for fresh pussy!
Just kidding—I was at a summer party I’d been invited to by my best friend. Around 25 people in total (15 guys, 10 girls). I was really excited and had hoped to mingle (and maybe more) with some of the girls, but the night quickly turned...
Over the last 6 months, I’ve visited 31 providers – roughly 5 a month, which isn’t too shabby. All I can say is: forget all about solo sessions, edging, and all that stuff. Forget Fleshlights – as fun as they are to use, they don’t build much stamina for real situations.
I don’t know anything...
It’s no secret that price doesn’t always go hand in hand with quality in this hobby.
I’ve learned that the hard way—with mistakes on both ends of the spectrum.
Can a price be too good to be true? Heck yes, it can!
I live in Denmark, where the average price is around $200/hour. One time, I was...
I first got into this hobby back in 2015 when I was 18. At the time, I knew absolutely nothing — I hadn’t even been with a woman before.
Yes, it was an escort who took my virginity.
I had read a lot about escorts on websites, and one day, I finally decided to go through with it. With a...
I’ve filmed quite a few sessions ever since I got the hang of it—starting with my first experience with Deity Bastet back in 2023. That first session was unforgettable. I filmed her giving me an intense throat-fucking for a solid 30–40 minutes over 2–3 rounds. It’s so incredibly satisfying to...
Earlier today, @dob18 wrote a comment that might be one of the truest things I’ve ever heard, and I want to expand on it.
The comment read: "Pussy is the great motivator." And honestly? That’s 1000 percent true.
Sure, money can buy you a great house, a luxury car, a designer watch, and all...
I feel like a lot more gentlemen need to hear this, because I'm sick and tired of constantly having to explain myself. Why do I visit providers? Easy. I think escorts are some of the sweetest, most genuine women that God has ever created. And truth be told — I could never, not in a thousand...
This is a question that has been brought up and discussed here and there, but I wanted to look at it from a fresh perspective.
The main question—above all the sub-questions one could ask when it comes to this topic—is: Is it possible to build a "friendship" with a provider?
Last night, I...
So far, 2025 has been an absolutely incredible year for me when it comes to this hobby. I’ve had the pleasure of visiting 27 different girls — most of them truly wonderful experiences, with just a handful that didn’t quite live up to expectations. That’s the game, though — pictures can be...
Every now and then, I get asked, “Jonas, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done with a provider?” Both on EA—although it's been a while since anyone asked—and by my best friends, who, like me, are equally enthusiastic hobbyists.
So why not finally tell the story on EA?
I’m 28 now, which is...
I’ve had personal relationships with quite a few escorts—both higher-profile girls and more in the regular ballpark—and I’ve always been fascinated by questions many of us probably wonder about. Things like: What do these girls really think about their clients? And what are they like behind...
The saying goes: what should we talk about with providers in between rounds? Two months ago, I realized that simply talking about the weather had started to bore me to death. In fact, I hate small talk. Sure, getting a massage in between rounds is great and all, but if I’m booking a girl who...
This is something I’ve thought about: Would I rather be a provider’s very first or last client of the day?
There are upsides and downsides to both.
Being the first client of the day has its advantages—you’re first, meaning she’s fresh, clean, and not yet exhausted from seeing multiple clients...
Thanks to @connman for bringing this excellent topic up. What does the girls do when they retire?
I've spoken to fellow local hobbyists here in Copenhagen, and the financial outcomes for providers vary widely. Some end up flat broke with nothing to show for their work, while others make smart...
What I mean by that is exactly what I wrote—these lovely ladies get showered with gifts, and it doesn't stop there. Some clients even go as far as proposing to them or making offers to "buy them out" of sex work.
I've known quite a few providers in my life, and it would blow people’s minds to...
I've cherished all the women I've encountered during my 10 years in this hobby—at least those I got along with. There's something special about building a relationship with a provider who remembers you with each visit. These girls are truly unique, and I've had some of the most memorable...
Always observe everything with a critical eye. As clients, we must be prepared to say “no” if the service provided does not match what is being offered or advertised. This vigilance protects our interests and ensures that we receive the quality we expect & deserve.
Recognizing and Acting on...