I’ve never written a full post about my first-ever session, so buckle up—especially for all the newer gentlemen on EA.
Spoiler: it was not anywhere near as...
I’ve never written a full post about my first-ever session, so buckle up—especially for all the newer gentlemen on EA.
Spoiler: it was not anywhere near as successful as I imagined.
Let’s rewind to 2015, when I finally turned 18. Curious, I Googled “Escort Denmark” and stumbled upon one of the biggest directories in my region. I thought,
WOW… these girls are insanely hot. Keep in mind, I’d never actually been with a woman in that way before.
I spent a good amount of time scrolling, fantasizing, and reading reviews—yes,
reviews are everything (almost). The next day, I even called in sick to college. We all know why lol.
I picked a girl from Poland, which wasn’t the mistake. My mistake - My moves. I had downed 3.5 beers beforehand (4.6% each), thinking it’d calm my nerves.
They didn’t. I was still a nervous wreck.
The session… well, let’s just say I
lasted a few minutes through a BJ/HJ before succumbing to doggy in less than a minute. Not exactly legendary performance—but hey, it was my first time. Still, if I could go back, I’d absolutely follow the “rules” I’m sharing in this post.
And yes, while
I previously recommended Cialis for newbies, here’s the update:
Viagra is the real MVP for first-timers—50mg minimum, 75mg+ if you want a fighting chance.
