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So recently I had a really lousy experience in which I relied too heavily on private delights review and decided to take a dive on a so called well reviewed provider in the Bay Area ( I travel up to San Jose from time to time from LA for business). I typically go for my favorite Kali Kay but she is on a vacation so I said to myself why not try something different.
Setup the appt for an outcall to my hotel and granted I have saved up so much in my balls since Raina Rae bailed on me the week before I was so ready to jump on this girl when she arrived. She was 30 min early and I figured why not. Then upon opening the door …
While her face looks similar to the profile pictures she is 200 pounds heavier in person. Think sumo wrestler heavy and super obese fat ladies that take can more than one plane seat. Normally if it were an incall I would have come up with a line and said I forget my wallet in the car and run. Yet this is at a hotel where my team stayed I didn’t want to cause a scene if I reject her.
She was too eager to get started but honestly if she climbed on top of me she would have broken and snapped my spine in half in seconds. I told her I just need a massage after a long day and I am too drunk to fuck ..she insisted that I try and I honestly cannot even get it up or hard at the sight of her super super fat ugly body. She proceed to suck me for a long time and then rolled a condom on me and guide me to fuck her in missionary .. yet it felt worst then fucking against 2 cushions as her tummy has so much fat it bounced me off like an airbag. I told her I cannot do it and just give me a BBJCIM. I eventually blew one in her mouth and let her have me a massage. She is a nice girl and if she had stapled her stomach and lost 200 pounds she would have been hot.
Speaking of take one for the team I did this time and I can honestly say I have seen it all and I need to take a metal for bravery. I have fucked a fat chick and chart it up.
Ok now bring on the laughter and memes.
This is her and don’t fall victim to her photoshop
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Setup the appt for an outcall to my hotel and granted I have saved up so much in my balls since Raina Rae bailed on me the week before I was so ready to jump on this girl when she arrived. She was 30 min early and I figured why not. Then upon opening the door …
While her face looks similar to the profile pictures she is 200 pounds heavier in person. Think sumo wrestler heavy and super obese fat ladies that take can more than one plane seat. Normally if it were an incall I would have come up with a line and said I forget my wallet in the car and run. Yet this is at a hotel where my team stayed I didn’t want to cause a scene if I reject her.
She was too eager to get started but honestly if she climbed on top of me she would have broken and snapped my spine in half in seconds. I told her I just need a massage after a long day and I am too drunk to fuck ..she insisted that I try and I honestly cannot even get it up or hard at the sight of her super super fat ugly body. She proceed to suck me for a long time and then rolled a condom on me and guide me to fuck her in missionary .. yet it felt worst then fucking against 2 cushions as her tummy has so much fat it bounced me off like an airbag. I told her I cannot do it and just give me a BBJCIM. I eventually blew one in her mouth and let her have me a massage. She is a nice girl and if she had stapled her stomach and lost 200 pounds she would have been hot.
Speaking of take one for the team I did this time and I can honestly say I have seen it all and I need to take a metal for bravery. I have fucked a fat chick and chart it up.
Ok now bring on the laughter and memes.
This is her and don’t fall victim to her photoshop
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Upscale companion in Marin County. I travel all around The SF Bay Area.
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