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The hobby tends to get classified as some secret clandestine affair between lost souls or whatever haha. However there are a bunch of songs about it. One song is CasIsDeads "Pat Earings". The song is about a dude who appears to be catching feelings for an escort which I think from perusing any hobby message board happens a lot more than we like to let on. Look at these lyrics here,
"Yeah, uh, uh, I'm dead serious
I'm ready now, I wanna get serious
I'm looking for the girlfriend experience
I'm looking for a girl with experience (yea)
She don't watch my appearance
I'm paying for the pleasure of this here appearance (yea)
You're near, you're in the area
'Cause yeah you met my search criteria
Married at the Marriott in summertime
Said I'm the only one she bangs now
Stopped escorting, she's only doing cams now (I love her, love her)
We're making all these plans
'Til I posed as a punter and caught her with her pants down
Heartbroken, I'm at wit's end
She's never accepted by my friends
It's cool 'cause I never liked them"
Then there's other songs
George Benson "Turn Your Love around"
Donna Summer "Bad Girl"
Tommy Tutone "867-5309/Jenny"
Amy Winehouse "In My Bed"
Tina Turner "Private Dancer"
Sade "Smooth Operator"
So next time you seeing your favorite girl, write a song. You might make a great tune.
"Yeah, uh, uh, I'm dead serious
I'm ready now, I wanna get serious
I'm looking for the girlfriend experience
I'm looking for a girl with experience (yea)
She don't watch my appearance
I'm paying for the pleasure of this here appearance (yea)
You're near, you're in the area
'Cause yeah you met my search criteria
Married at the Marriott in summertime
Said I'm the only one she bangs now
Stopped escorting, she's only doing cams now (I love her, love her)
We're making all these plans
'Til I posed as a punter and caught her with her pants down
Heartbroken, I'm at wit's end
She's never accepted by my friends
It's cool 'cause I never liked them"
Then there's other songs
George Benson "Turn Your Love around"
Donna Summer "Bad Girl"
Tommy Tutone "867-5309/Jenny"
Amy Winehouse "In My Bed"
Tina Turner "Private Dancer"
Sade "Smooth Operator"
So next time you seeing your favorite girl, write a song. You might make a great tune.
