When Ya Gotta Go

[Swytypy]

Nice save but brother u dont have a set time u take a shit every day? U just shit randomly each day? Thats brave lol

I go every morning to avoid shit just like this

I wish my body worked this way. When I'm eating right and exercising, I'm fairly regular - once a day within 2 hours of waking up. Between Thanksgiving and Christmas or when I'm on a food bender? Fuck if I know what my body will do.

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[Ch3vyh0tr0d]

I've actually had this issue once b4 not with PS escorts but with general girls... and she was super cool about it... it probably helps we had been talking openly and honestly via text and voice messages for a few days b4 our date as im usu only av on the weekendsand gave her a depositb4 hand... I arrived and she ended up needing a extra bit to get checked in to her incall hotel and freshen up(about an hour) it was in Hollywood Ca which I guess to determine the growing homeless population the few nearby fast food joints and gas stations no longer have public restrooms... so after driving 2 hours from the 805 I suddenly felt the need to go as she had some issues getting checked in to her hotel and needed tome to freshen up(about ano hour delay) af about 30 minutes i suddenly had to go take a nice dump... when she said she was ready I handed her the donation and very politely asked "I'm really sorry but I gotta go #2" she laughed and said absolutely just make sure you courtesy flush and use the air freshener in the bathroom... after returning she was also super cool and was like "I'm glad u feel better let me know if u need a few minutes to recover then we'll start and don't worry our time together doesn't start till you say you're ready"

So I think although probably not as lucky as OP in that situation mine worked out pretty well and ever since I've downed a thing of prune juice a few hours b4 any "dates" so that I clear myself out b4 heading out haha

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[Solitaire]

I literally was about to fuck but wanted to piss. Except, you know. It became pretty clear that I had to also handle the rest.

Rip to the NYC sanitation workers breaking up the fatbergs in the sewers produced solely by me cleaning up with like a quarter of a pack of baby wipes.

But hey…squeaky clean. Lots of fucking after.

Probably shoulda expected it since I cooked her lunch to start things off. We can’t all do Per Se right?

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