Ya gotta go!!!!!
Today I entered the quarters of a lovely elite companion and OMG I had to take a shit.... like not just a little feeling that I can hold in for awhile.... but fuck, like, ughhhhh fuckkkkkkk..... I had to go..... and fast.... it was an awful feeling.
I don't know how I got there.... I'm usually more prepared.... I didn't eat anything out of the ordinary.... it just came on out of nowhere like a ton of bricks while I was in the elevator on my way to the incall.
What do you do?
Well I arrived, exchanged pleasantries, gave her the donation and gift (sephora gift card ala @Swytypy ). Had some minor conversation and held this poker face like Johnny Chan in Vegas
Then, Eureka! My solution came to me.
I said, "I was rushing a bit and am a little sweaty. Would it be possible to shower real quick before we get started... i want to be as clean as possible"?
"Of course".... (they'll always say yes because the cleaner the better for them).
I head to the bathroom, start the shower, and proceed to do my business.... courtesy flush to hide the evidence. Then take a shower to continue the ruse. I even found girl spray on the counter which i applied to further cloud my deposits.
Crises averted. She actually said, "I appreciate men who care about their hygien"
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Today I entered the quarters of a lovely elite companion and OMG I had to take a shit.... like not just a little feeling that I can hold in for awhile.... but fuck, like, ughhhhh fuckkkkkkk..... I had to go..... and fast.... it was an awful feeling.
I don't know how I got there.... I'm usually more prepared.... I didn't eat anything out of the ordinary.... it just came on out of nowhere like a ton of bricks while I was in the elevator on my way to the incall.
What do you do?
Well I arrived, exchanged pleasantries, gave her the donation and gift (sephora gift card ala @Swytypy ). Had some minor conversation and held this poker face like Johnny Chan in Vegas
Then, Eureka! My solution came to me.
I said, "I was rushing a bit and am a little sweaty. Would it be possible to shower real quick before we get started... i want to be as clean as possible"?
"Of course".... (they'll always say yes because the cleaner the better for them).
I head to the bathroom, start the shower, and proceed to do my business.... courtesy flush to hide the evidence. Then take a shower to continue the ruse. I even found girl spray on the counter which i applied to further cloud my deposits.
Crises averted. She actually said, "I appreciate men who care about their hygien"
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