Every now and then, I get asked,
“Jonas, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done with a provider?” Both on EA—although it's been a while since anyone asked—and by my best friends, who, like me, are equally enthusiastic hobbyists.
So why not finally tell the story on EA?
I’m 28 now, which is still fairly young. And the story I’m about to share is without a doubt the single craziest experience I’ve ever had with an escort.
Many of you who've been around for a while probably know about me and my all-time favorite former sugar babe. She’s no longer my sugar babe—these days, we’re more like “friends.” She’s 41 now, but this story goes a few years back.
She was 37, and I was 25. We were two years into our “relationship.”
We had a pretty sweet setup: a spacious apartment, big enough for a family of five (possibly more).
The plan that evening was simple—just a quiet dinner. We had some champagne on the side, which turned into a few beers... and then a few more after that.
At some point, I found myself inside a bar—without any trace of my SB. Apparently, it was some high-end bar not far from
Calle Serrano, which suited us perfectly. Eventually, she returned—who knows from where—and we danced, drank, and did what you do at a bar when you’re young, drunk, and in Madrid.
We eventually went home, although that journey somehow took almost half an hour—even though our apartment was just around the corner.
It was around 3:30 in the morning, but we were
just getting started. I remember this part vividly: we cracked open some (or a lot of Spanish beers), and I blasted
Still Got the Blues and played it on air guitar. She loved it!
Thankfully, I had booked her for four full days—because the next two were spent entirely in bed, that's how wild things were.
(Not a bad way to spend them at all
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So, what’s the most outrageous thing you guys have done with a provider?
The one absolute I live by is this:
we all have to leave Earth someday, so we might as well enjoy the time we're here.
