Right now where I am (Copenhagen, Denmark), it’s 1:30 AM and I’ve just gotten home after wasting an Uber trip back and forth. I really need to stop trying to “see if there are any good-looking providers past midnight.” So far, every time I’ve tried, I’ve ended up getting "scammed" although not financially wise.
The reason I kept looking for 24-hour providers is that you keep hoping and hoping. It’s a complete waste - don’t bother. Seriously.
Stick to providers who have fixed schedules.
One of the first times I tried it, I actually wrote about it here. This time, the girl was at least 25-30 pounds heavier than her pictures and had really bad breath. Definitely smelled like some kind of hard liquor.
I didn’t do anything this time. I just turned around and ran back to my Uber, which was about to drive off.
So here I am at 1:30 AM, eating a pizza that I picked up for comfort food on the way home, wondering why I keep making the same mistakes in this hobby.
Today really taught me a lesson - I hope.
To every gentleman here: NEVER book “24-hour” providers. Only and this is a big only - if she agrees to FaceTime verification, and even then, things can be faked with angles, etc.
If you’re having blue balls at midnight, just pay the extra 100-200 dollars that it takes and go to a proper brothel instead.
The reason I kept looking for 24-hour providers is that you keep hoping and hoping. It’s a complete waste - don’t bother. Seriously.
Stick to providers who have fixed schedules.
One of the first times I tried it, I actually wrote about it here. This time, the girl was at least 25-30 pounds heavier than her pictures and had really bad breath. Definitely smelled like some kind of hard liquor.
I didn’t do anything this time. I just turned around and ran back to my Uber, which was about to drive off.
So here I am at 1:30 AM, eating a pizza that I picked up for comfort food on the way home, wondering why I keep making the same mistakes in this hobby.
Today really taught me a lesson - I hope.
To every gentleman here: NEVER book “24-hour” providers. Only and this is a big only - if she agrees to FaceTime verification, and even then, things can be faked with angles, etc.
If you’re having blue balls at midnight, just pay the extra 100-200 dollars that it takes and go to a proper brothel instead.
