I want to start off with the lowest of the lowest day that I’ve ever had in this wonderful hobby. I remember it quite vividly, sadly.
I was young and didn’t know a lot about how the body works, etc. I actually wish that EA was around back then. Oh well -
that’s why I wrote a thorough guide for first-time hobbyists, to make sure that every gentleman who’s new to the hobby avoids the pitfalls and maximizes enjoyment.
Back to my story. I was 20 years old and pretty damn horny, so I found a provider. At that time, I just blindly went for the “first and best” that I saw. I didn’t give a shit about “verified providers” - I just wanted to fuck. So off I went by foot to a good, modest area, where I was told that I would be greeted by a Hungarian petite goddess. To make a long story short, she ghosted me as I was waiting to be let in. Either that, or she didn’t exist.
I was unhappy, so I went to a coffee house and sat there for an hour, really scrolling the directory until I found a better one or so I thought, but we’ll get to that. I made an appointment later that day around dinner time.
I took an Uber there, and there I made the biggest mistake one could ever make. While waiting (because the session was 25 minutes away), I went into a kiosk and bought two Monsters, quickly downed them before I went to knock on the door.
This provider actually opened the door, and it was her in the picture 1:1. Wow. I couldn’t wait to fuck her - just one slight problem. When we got to the bed and she tried to give me head, I couldn’t get hard, no matter what she tried.
The poor girl was sad, but I was even sadder. I couldn’t do what a man was supposed to do - so I went home that night very sad. Huge lesson learned. Energy drinks of any kind, even if it’s just 50 mg, are a huge no-no.
Now to the fun part - the highest of the highest in this hobby.
That was last year when I got to film my very own lesbian scene. I “directed” it, if you will. What a damn rush. Both of the girls with the perfect porno-milf look ever. Two true fuck-dolls with perfectly high-sitting silicone boobs and asses that had really been worked on in the gym - you could tell.
Oh my God. The best damn experience that I’ve had in this hobby so far would be that day - well, evening. It’s all for my eyes only to watch again and again.
Oh, and the second highest of the highs was the very first time I took 100 mg of Viagra. Pretty damn fucking awe-inspiring.
Now, on to another thing.
Last summer, I wrote a post about how I incidentally met what turned out to be a girl from Brazil. Very random - I met her at a jewelry shop. I was originally just going there to get two rings resized.
Anyway, we ended up going on a “date”, well not in the words actual sense - more like really enjoying each others company and ended up doing the deed, as I wrote about in that post.
But what has happened since?
Well, we all know how some “relationships” that we build with people in general - whether it’s a friendship with a guy or something that could go somewhere with a woman tend to just… go nowhere, and the conversation stops.
I still have her number, and I know where she works/lives. We haven’t spoken since New Year’s. We wished each other a happy New Year, but that was it. I haven’t written to her, and vice versa. I’m thinking about sending her a text to see where I’m standing - we all know how such things can be.
I’ll give an update as soon as I know more.
Also, another thing that I vowed to do a the very end of last year, well actually on December 31st in a post, was to write my former SB - I didn´t do that, neither do I have intentions to do so for now and probably going forward as well.
Yes, I’m sort of treating EA as part of my own internal “diary,” so that I can look back in 5–10 years and say, “Wow, so that was what I was doing when I was 29,” etc.
That´s all for now, I have to go see a provider if I even want a chance of completing my
2026 bucket list goal.
Kate Dalia
(Porn Companions)
