First, I want to give a proper congratulations to
@zm7000 for being the first-ever EA League Champion. I’ll be cordial here.
I've been quietly counting down to football season, and we’re almost there. In just two months, the NFL is back in full swing, and you already know I’ll be tuned in every week—with money on the line, because that’s the only way to watch it. Last year’s fantasy league ended up being way better than I expected. We had a full 12-member roster that actually showed up, drafted, and stayed engaged—more or less. I didn’t think it would come together like that, but it did. Lisa Ann announcing the league members probably helped a bit, too.
As good as last season was, we definitely had some issues. Like with any betting league, once some members realized they weren’t going to win, they checked out. I’ll be honest—I almost did too. So this year, I wanted to change a few things. Something to give everyone a fair shake, especially those not doing as well throughout the season.
That said, the Jackpot is staying. We all voted on this, and while it narrowly beat out other options, I still think it’s the best setup. Providers aren’t cheap, and splitting winnings three ways doesn’t get anyone far. The Jackpot lets one champion walk away with a full hour—possibly more—with the provider of their choice, and at a fraction of the actual cost. Can’t beat that.
To keep the rest of the league engaged, I’m adding a new prize: the Overall Points League Champion. Pretty straightforward—the person with the most points at the end of the season, regardless of playoff outcome, gets $600 from the pot. It’s not life-changing money, but it covers a deposit. That’s worth playing for, even if your team’s record isn’t the best.
Last year, we started small with a $150 buy-in. That got us a $1,800 Jackpot—just enough for a decent pornstar experience, maybe BB if you were lucky. This year, I’m bumping it up to $300. With 12 members, that gives us a $3,600 pot. After the $600 is set aside for the Points Champion, the remaining $3,000 goes to the League Champ.
I’ll be real—even $3,000 feels small. I kept the buy-in at $300 to keep things accessible, but let’s not pretend that’s getting you every bell and whistle. No GREEK, BB, CIP, CIM—probably not even a second hour. But it covers the base rate, and that’s what we’re aiming for.
Structure-wise, we’re keeping things mostly the same as last year. Here’s the rundown:
If you want in, DM me with the title
“Fantasy Football 2025.” Like last year, this will be first come, first served. In the same DM I'll let you know if you're in or not. Once I get enough people,
@trystagency will send links to the confirmed participants. If you don’t send your fee, you don’t get a league invite. Me and TA will keep track of usernames and who’s paid.
When you send your fee, use the notes section and include your username followed by “_EA” (example: Username_EA). I’ll send TA the list of confirmed members, and he’ll match that with the fees. Once he confirms your payment, I’ll DM you the league invite.
Note: We only move forward if we have at least 12 members.
League Champion:
The League Champion gets the full pot—but not directly. TA will hold the funds and use them to pay the provider of your choice (must be from the roster). You can add money to it, but you can’t take any out.
The winner also gets EA’s first Escort Access Fantasy Football Championship Trophy. TA will ship it to your preferred address or PO box. The trophy will include your username and the name of the provider you used your winnings on—if you choose to share that.
If you win, you’ll be required to write a review of your experience with the provider (with their permission). And if you can get a pic of her holding the trophy? Even better. I know damn well I’m doing that if I win.
Points Champion:
Will win the $600 dollars towards his provider (must be from the roster). A will hold the funds and use them to pay the provider.
Dates & Times:
The draft order and draft date will be announced once we finalize the roster. I’m working on a surprise for the draft order drop. Most likely, both will take place in August before the regular season kicks off.
Draft Order: TBA
Draft Date: TBA
Side Note: There’s a good chance we’ll have enough for two leagues—maybe even three. If that happens, we’ll figure it out and make sure as many people as possible can participate.
I know the community and everyone will have questions and give their two cents on the matter. I will do my best to answer every single one as I know I didn't cover everything here. Just let me know in the comments. If anything does change remember, it will be unanimous.
This all being said, the cordial part is done.
@zm7000 is not winning again this year. Real shit!!! I'm getting my provider free of charge next year.
