She must have invested wisely because 78 outfits requires a big closet also.
Astute observation!
One winter night after offhandedly admiring her luxurious-looking, Icelandic Eiderdown Moncler jacket (it looked and felt real expensive)... the conversation got around to women's fashion and haute couture.
I was curious and enquired about the provenance of the expensive-looking jacket.
(It turns out it was $1300 ... snatched on a Black Friday Sale!)
She lit up!
She became ever so enthusiastic and animated!
She gleefully began to educate me about the insulating properties of Icelandic Eiderdown!
(I'm there to get some Prime, Mint-Condition, K-Girl Pussy ... and she's talkin' about Icelandic goose feathers!)
Who knew?
She seemed to be quite an expert and only too happy to enlighten me!
She was only too happy ... to expound upon her fashion knowledge and rarified tastes!
She proudly showed me pics of her Dakota walk-in closet!
A Dakota walk-in closet?
What's that?
Who knew such things even existed?
OMG!
It was mightily impressive!
(She had well-stocked shelves of editions of Vogue, Cosmo and Vanity Fair!)
Cosmetics, oils and lotions of every description!
Every beauty and grooming implement known to mankind!
Floor to ceiling of uber-expensive, designer outfits, shoes and accessories!
I didn't know there were that many Victoria's Secret outfits on the planet!
She loves her Louboutins!
A pair of those "Red Bottoms" gotta go for 1K!
No?
She does wear them well!
(She loved teasing me (and looking at my massive, tumescent erection) ... by peacocking around the room in her birthday suit in a pair of 5" CFM's (OMG!) ... as a prelude to the fucking and sucking " Main Event"!)
"Oh my Gary ... is that for me?"
THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT ... SHE'S a MASTER of HER CRAFT!
She proudly told me about her designer shoes, handbags and jeans!
(She once auditioned for a Guess jeans commercial in NYC!)
You should see her in a tight pair of jeans!
OMG!
Everything in that closet was meticulously curated, folded and organised!
(Her dry cleaning bill had to be, at least, $100 a month!)
She lectured me on the virtues of Ralph Lauren, Johnny Versace, Yves Saint Lauren, Marc Jacobs, Tom Ford et al.!
She boasted that she could easily spot a designer knockoff!
(She said she could tell by the stitching and the label.)
Who knew?
She was giving me a real education about women's fashion!
She proudly showed me her VIP cards ... to exclusive, invitation-only SOHO boutiques!
She even flashed her American Express "Black Card"!
WTF?
She even went as far as to save and display those fancy shopping bags they give you at places like Bloomingdale's and Bergdorf Goodman!
WTF?
(She spoke disparagingly about TJ Maxx and Marshalls!)
She took great pride in being a fashionista; being on display; and showing off her assets!
She loved modeling for her Aldo Antonio photoshoots!
Who's Got IT Better than US?
