When
Zoey Uso first came into my purview, I was instantly attracted to her. And honestly—who wouldn’t be? She’s got that slim-thick-chunky look that makes you want to spend all night with her, then fall asleep on her fupa like it’s the most comfortable pillow on earth. When I found out she was a provider, my excitement went through the roof—until I learned she had a significant other. That was then. Because recently, Zoey has become single. And now? I’m back to being excited, because the sky feels like the limit for her.
Let me be clear. I’d never wish bad on anyone. Zoey’s relationship was her own, and whatever happened, that’s her business—not mine, not ours. But I’d be lying if I said the thought didn’t cross my mind about what this shift could mean for her—and for the hobby.
Zoey’s always had one foot in, one foot out. She’d occasionally post availability, maybe drop a city she’s visiting here or there, but nothing consistent. And the big flag? No reviews—at all. Some even questioned whether she was truly providing. Not much we could do about it—just roll with it and keep hoping. Do I think being in a relationship held her back from fully stepping into the hobby? Possibly. But we’ll probably never know. What we can consider is what could happen now that she's untethered.
Zoey being single might open new doors. It’s not far-fetched to think she’ll have more time and space to refocus, whether that’s in content creation, mainstream adult work, or—hopefully—more consistent provider availability.
Take industry beauty Little Puck
(Tryst Agency), for example. Her career was always solid, but it really took off after her relationship ended—and if you noticed, she started providing not too long after that, too. I’m not saying Zoey will follow the same path. I doubt she’ll jump back in immediately—she’s probably taking time to reset, and rightfully so. But I am saying: keep your eye on Zoey Uso. I’ve got a strong feeling she’s going to surprise a lot of us before the year is out.
Remember, if you’ve seen or plan to see Zoey, be sure to drop a review so we know what to expect.
