I’ve traveled to quite a few countries—China, the UK, Spain, Switzerland, Germany, Italy, and Greece—but when it comes to the absolute best and wildest adventures I’ve had with providers, one country stands out: Spain.
I had some wild experiences in Madrid with my former sugar baby who lived there, but I want to focus on one night in particular—one provider, one unforgettable experience.
It started after my sugar babe had just left me alone in my rented Airbnb to travel to Switzerland for work.
I threw on some music, ordered greasy fast food, and fired up
Slumi—which, at the time, was the biggest adult directory in Spain (now defunct). The scene was perfect: I danced around, ate way too much, and scrolled through listings until midnight… yet still hadn’t picked anyone.
Then I saw her—a Cuban girl advertising as “24/7.” Normally, that’s a red flag. But it was 1:30 a.m. and I was in the mood to roll the dice. Fast forward, I’m in her apartment. As we’re getting started, I hear someone coughing and a TV blaring in the next room. I asked who it was. She got up, disappeared for a moment, and came back with her co-worker.
The co-worker? Claimed to be Spanish, though I had my doubts. But she was gorgeous—a real Sofia Vergara lookalike. While the Cuban girl was okay, maybe a 6/10, this woman was a solid 9—possibly even a 10.
Twenty minutes later, the three of us were laughing, swapping stories, and completely relaxed. I had originally only booked one hour with the Cuban girl, but I ended up staying for four—until I could hear the morning traffic outside.
I felt comfortable enough to invite them both to my Airbnb later that evening. They said yes.
After a short nap at home, I went out to buy liquor, a few mixers, and two cigars for myself. That evening, they arrived—and we just vibed. Talked, drank, laughed, and stayed up until dawn. They only charged a little over half of what they’d normally ask for an overnight. It was also my final night in Spain, which made the whole thing bittersweet.
The last time I saw them was that morning, waving goodbye as they got into a cab. I genuinely hope they both went on to live beautiful, fulfilling lives.
Even five years later, I still think back on that night with a huge smile.
Top-tier evening. Absolutely unforgettable.
What’s some of your best experiences abroad?
