Your Provider's PH is off, the kitty is
......,do you encourage her to shower quickly or soldier on through? 
Your Provider's PH is off, the kitty is
......,do you encourage her to shower quickly or soldier on through? 
Nah just tell her like a gentleman and don't trip. If you're the type to leave at least don't shame her before you go. Let her save face.
Wouldn't you wanna know if your dick cheese was sniffable from a mile away?
Exactly lolYeah even if I try to be nice...my dick says otherwise and goes limp lol.
But I would tell her not because I'm mocking her but to inform her so she's aware before her next appointment. My truths come from a place of good faith.
It shows a lack of effort and respect and basic courtesy. Also a lack of hygiene. Instant turn off. Would politely excuse myself and tell her the reason while leaving, being as frank as possible. At that point asking for the gratuity to be refunded isn’t something I would bother with, but I certainly wouldn’t see her again and I would make my displeasure known publicly.Your Provider's PH is off, the kitty is......,do you encourage her to shower quickly or soldier on through?
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Been there too many timesI don't think you understand.
Even if your big brain says be cool and plow through....
That little brain has a mind of it's own.
And if that scent makes it's way through the neural pathways and that little brain makes a final decision.....
There's no going back.
He is king.
I must leave.... for my little head will shrivel up into the tiniest of tiny little balls.... and I'll never recover.
So you see, it's not a choice, as the dank aroma takes charge and trumps.
An upon my exit.... I must exclaim, that pussy smells like rotten fish.... be better next time![]()
Alternate solution: throatpie.I don't think you understand.
Even if your big brain says be cool and plow through....
That little brain has a mind of it's own.
And if that scent makes it's way through the neural pathways and that little brain makes a final decision.....
There's no going back.
He is king.
I must leave.... for my little head will shrivel up into the tiniest of tiny little balls.... and I'll never recover.
So you see, it's not a choice, as the dank aroma takes charge and trumps.
An upon my exit.... I must exclaim, that pussy smells like rotten fish.... be better next time![]()
Since I’ve been asked by a few people privately to name the PS, I’ll say this: I know at least 3 other gentlemen who saw this veteran PS and provider both before and after me, and they didn’t have the same experience I had. I’m not going to say something harmful about the woman on here for something that was a one off.It didn’t occur to me until the last couple of comments, but after going down on the only porn star provider I’ve seen to date who had an unpleasant smell, even though it wasn’t that strong, I couldn’t stay hard. I assumed it was just my age and being tired and nervous or something, and I started using Cialis not long after. But maybe it was the same thing @Joel Goodson and @inspectahjamescahtah are talking about![]()
To add on, a constant funky coochie can also be a sign of std/sti in females.I think it goes both ways.... a high level of hygiene should be expected on both sides.
This is mind blowing stuff right here.I think it goes both ways.... a high level of hygiene should be expected on both sides.