I definitely have things that immediately turn me off when visiting a girl for the first time — and I know I'm not alone. Every client has certain standards we expect to be met. Some things are flexible, sure, but others are instant mood-killers.
When you're working as a provider in this industry, appearances matter — and I’m not just talking about body types or facial features. Everyone has their own tastes. What I’m talking about are the smaller details — the basic stuff that shows whether you take care of yourself or not.
One of my biggest turn-offs is bad teeth. Yellow teeth, stained teeth, teeth that look like they haven’t seen a toothbrush or dentist in years — it just kills everything for me. And it's not even just about appearance. For me, teeth are one of the first things I notice when I see a girl for the first time. Probably the second thing I look at after the eyes.
Personally, I use whitening strips regularly. Not because I’m vain or obsessed with looking like a movie star, but because I want to look clean and presentable. If I’m about to meet a provider, I ask myself, “Would I want to kiss someone with teeth like mine right now?” If the answer is no, then it’s time to fix it. It's basic respect for the girl. So in a way, this post is both about what turns me off and what I do myself to not be someone else's turn-off.
Second thing — and thankfully it’s very rare — is what some people call “tuna pussy.” Now don’t get me wrong, 99% of girls I’ve met smell completely normal or even pleasant. But every once in a while — maybe 1 out of 10,000 — you end up down there and something is way off. I’m talking bad.
And that’s where the mood just dies instantly. It doesn’t matter how hot she is, how much money you paid, or how much you were looking forward to it. If the smell is off, especially during oral, it’s game over. You just want to tap out. It’s honestly a physical reaction — your body just rejects the experience. There’s no pushing through that.
Again, I try to flip it around. If I had something off about me — bad breath, BO, anything — I’d want to fix it before seeing someone. Hygiene matters. It's not about being perfect, it's about basic self-respect and respect for the other person.
So yeah, those are my two biggest ones:
When you're working as a provider in this industry, appearances matter — and I’m not just talking about body types or facial features. Everyone has their own tastes. What I’m talking about are the smaller details — the basic stuff that shows whether you take care of yourself or not.
One of my biggest turn-offs is bad teeth. Yellow teeth, stained teeth, teeth that look like they haven’t seen a toothbrush or dentist in years — it just kills everything for me. And it's not even just about appearance. For me, teeth are one of the first things I notice when I see a girl for the first time. Probably the second thing I look at after the eyes.
Personally, I use whitening strips regularly. Not because I’m vain or obsessed with looking like a movie star, but because I want to look clean and presentable. If I’m about to meet a provider, I ask myself, “Would I want to kiss someone with teeth like mine right now?” If the answer is no, then it’s time to fix it. It's basic respect for the girl. So in a way, this post is both about what turns me off and what I do myself to not be someone else's turn-off.
Second thing — and thankfully it’s very rare — is what some people call “tuna pussy.” Now don’t get me wrong, 99% of girls I’ve met smell completely normal or even pleasant. But every once in a while — maybe 1 out of 10,000 — you end up down there and something is way off. I’m talking bad.
And that’s where the mood just dies instantly. It doesn’t matter how hot she is, how much money you paid, or how much you were looking forward to it. If the smell is off, especially during oral, it’s game over. You just want to tap out. It’s honestly a physical reaction — your body just rejects the experience. There’s no pushing through that.
Again, I try to flip it around. If I had something off about me — bad breath, BO, anything — I’d want to fix it before seeing someone. Hygiene matters. It's not about being perfect, it's about basic self-respect and respect for the other person.
So yeah, those are my two biggest ones:
- Bad teeth
- Bad smell during oral
