How did you get into the industry?
So, I was first living in Wisconsin and doing caregiving, and I loved caregiving so...
How did you get into the industry?
So, I was first living in Wisconsin and doing caregiving, and I loved caregiving so much, but it only paid like $15 an hour. And I would work around 155 hours in two weeks, just to get a paycheck worth $2K.
King: Holy shit!
Evie: I was working around four jobs or something like that all within caregiving, but I was filling people’s spaces because they were hella understaffed. I did tons of jobs before that, food service, just customer service in general, all that stuff. I felt like sex work was just the only thing that really works for me.
King: No, I get it. I used to do the exact same thing. I used to work in an old folks home doing the exact same things as you. People don’t know how mentally draining it can be working in that environment.
Evie: It is! I liked the job though. Everyone was really nice to take care of, and I liked that it was very slow-paced.
What do you enjoy most about being an adult performer?
Freedom. I can live my life and not have to work a regular 9-to-5 and struggle to barely make anything. As much as I loved the jobs I did some of them that I did, not all of them but some of them. Why are you putting in so much energy when you get nothing? Then when I started doing sex work, I have a lot more time off to really enjoy my life. It’s more or less on my terms, not someone else’s.
King: You’re in sex work until the wheels fall off?
Evie: Yeah, basically until something happens.
King: Usually people have some kind of exit plan, like they’re gonna buy a whole farm and raise chickens and goats and stuff like that.
Evie: What the fuck? Fuck that. I’m sorry some of y’all wanna be farmers and shit. Old MacDonald-ass.
King: So that sounds like a no for that.
Evie: It’s cute but I don’t wanna do all that.
I saw that you started with OnlyFans, correct? Then you jumped right into a gangbang. How do you go from OnlyFans to a full — what was it? A 100-man gangbang or 15-man gangbang?
I did. It was Rebel Ryders 100-guy gangbang, but I just pulled like 15 people to the side and was like, alright, who wants to run a train?
King: GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!
Evie: I was bored and horny. I was like, fuck it. I mean it’s not like I’m getting them all in at once. It was just dick after dick. It wasn’t that big of a deal.
King: You got women, like Bonnie Blue over here doing 400 guys, you knocking out—
Evie: I would do it. If Bonnie Blue does 1,000 guys with me. I would totally do it. Don’t give a fuck what anyone else says.
Did you have to get into the right mindset for that? Transitioning like that.I think I’m just naturally a horny individual, and I’m just like, you know what? I think it would just be so hot to get a train ran by like 15 guys right now. I picked them too. I was like, this cute little Asian guy, and then another tall guy who kinda looked like a gang member and shit. I was like, he’s cute. I’m like, you look tough, but I know you’re sweet. It was pretty fun.
King: So basically, you went from the 100-man thing like, “Let me pick out my favorites,” and then got ran on? That’s the first time I’ve ever heard some shit like that.
So right now, as far as I know anyway, you’re all natural, right? Your body is all natural?
Yeah. I have not had any surgery. No Botox, no fillers.
King: That’s some rare stuff in the industry. Have you ever thought of getting anything done?
Evie: I’ve thought about it just because I’m in a business where how I look is how I make money. So obviously, yeah, I’ve definitely thought about it. I thought about getting a little bit of lip filler, nothing too crazy where I’d have duck lips or anything. The reason I’ve been kind of against getting it is because I have a really high metabolism and an overactive immune system, so I’d probably dissolve the filler really quickly. And on top of that, I smoke a lot of weed, so I’m not trying to get my lips done and then have it be gone in like a month or whatever. I’d be smoking and it’d just disappear. So I’m like, fuck it. I don’t really need it. I think I’m just being picky.
King: It’s nothing wrong though. Most performers, when I ask that question, they usually say, “Yeah, I’ll probably get my boobs done,” or “my ass done,” or something like that. If I’m not mistaken, you’re like a 32C or something like that, right?
Evie: I am a 36C. They’re like cupcake tits too. I’ve thought about getting them done, but if I get them done, I don’t want them to look like they were done. I want them to look like real boobs. And I think that’s why I’m not getting them done because most girls that get their boobs done, they don’t look natural. There’s very few I see in the business that actually look natural. I’m not trying to hate on the girls who do have implants, but some of them have some botched as tittys. I’m not trying to have that.
King: Yeah, yeah I get that. You want to look as natural as possible. Nothings more natural then natural.
Evie: Yeah. I just want more fullness, but I don’t think that’s possible without surgery. Most of the girls get their shit done and they’re like, “Yeah, I just spent 5K.” I’m like… you spent 5K to have them looking like some chameleon eyes. Congratulations — I wonder how your fans like that.
What do you enjoy more, shooting your OnlyFans content or shooting mainstream?
I like shooting mainstream a lot more.
King: Interesting. When I ask that, women usually say they like the freedom of just shooting content in their own place, with their own lights, their own setup, just one camera instead of—
Evie: My OnlyFans isn’t active right now, so it’s for numerous reasons. That’s the only reason why I don’t say that right now.
Which came first, the performer or the provider?I first started performing. I didn’t even know what providing really was. I got into the business kind of sheltered.
King: I mean, it makes sense. It’s looked at as so taboo in the industry, yet at the exact same time everyone does it.
Evie: Yeah, literally. Everyone does it, so it’s insane.
Okay, so you were a performer first. When you started, did you have any expectations?
No, not really. I really just kind of wanted to fuck and make people feel good, not really much to it.
King: Okay, I was thinking money was gonna come up.
Evie: I mean, yeah obviously money. Ain’t nobody gonna do this shit for free. The fuck.
King: I’m not mad at you, get your money. However you need to do it, get paid.
What’s your favorite sex position?
Oh man, that’s such a hard decision because they’re all so good. I think I’m gonna say maybe doggy. Because when I’m being choked from behind and grabbing your neck, and then you can really get railed harder like that, that’s chef’s kiss.
King: Damn, that had me stand up at attention.
Evie: Yeah, it sounds great. You can just be a mindless hoe in the moment.
How do you make a client comfortable?
Just be real. That’s the easiest way, just be real and chill. Don’t set expectations. Just go with the vibe.
King: Don’t set expectations when they meet Evie Christian (Tryst Agency)? Really?
Evie: Not really. I mean, unless it comes to my money but other than that, I literally just be chill. I’m literally the chilliest person ever.
King: I’m feeling the vibe right now, for real. You’ve got a hell of a career and you’ve done some wild shit, so there’s gotta be at least a little expectation there.
Evie: Honestly, I’ve never really held any expectations. I just come in, do my job, bust some nuts for y’all, then I leave and everybody’s happy.
King: Oh my God, you’ve gotta be one of the most down-to-earth women I’ve ever met in my life.
What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done with a client?Honestly, honestly… I’ve never really had that many kinky dudes, if I’m gonna be for real. I mean, like… yeah. A lot of guys just… I mean, I like to specialize in doing really disgusting blow jobs, in my opinion. ’Cause I do this shit where we’re like a pool to the floor. Yeah, it looks cool. It looks like we need a cleanup aisle seven type shit.
King:That means these dudes booking you aren’t doing it correctly.
Evie: For real. I like some kinky dudes.
King: You wanna do something more exploratory. Like, you know, fuck you on the top floor of a hotel room, put your tits on the glass type shit. That sounds nice.
Evie: I like that shit.
Can you describe your ideal date with a client?
Ideal date… I’m not really a drinker. And, oh man… some guys aren’t smokers. I don’t mind if they don’t smoke, but like… let me have a blunt. Please. Let me have a bowl. Like, shit.
King: Is that it? Holy shit, oh my God. It’s such a simple answer. I was expecting him to take me shopping or take me out to eat.
Evie: I like shopping too that’s nice but let me have a blunt, good conversation, and some good food.
What’s something that gets you wet?
Dick against my ass. Obviously hard. It feels great. It’s just like, oh yeah. Boner. I know what to do now. It feels great! It lets me know what I should do next.
Do you enjoy anal more or vaginal more?
I can’t do anal because I’ve got gut problems. Otherwise, I would totally be down for it. I’ve had times where I’ve done anal in my personal life, and it was amazing. But usually on set, it’s not that great.
King:Giant dicks always fucking enough for the rest of this, basically.
Evie: It’s more like… I don’t have control over it. I don’t have control over the pace. Most of the time when they’re doing anal, they’re trying to do the most with your butt, and I can’t have that. So… same with some guys that are cool clients. I barely even do anal in my personal life, so why even bring it to set?
Anal something you won’t do with a client. What else? What are some other things you won’t do with a client?
That pretty much does it. Face slapping, I will not do face slapping. I got PTSD.
King:Gotcha, gotcha. OK, so no anal, no face slapping. OK, I already know… choking is on the table.
Evie: Choking is like my favorite. You can go crazy with that. I like to see the gates of heaven, and then I like to just come back down to earth after. It’s great.
King: You wanna go up there, high-five Jesus, and come right back down. Gotcha.
Do you plan on touring this year?I’ve actually never done a tour. I would be down to do one.
King: You’ve never done a tour before?
Evie: No. I’ve never done a tour. Not once. I mean, I am Vegas-based, so it’s like people be partying and shit, or they wanna come out. Like, I am based in Vegas.
I read somewhere you’re not a humongous fan of being with women. Would you ever do a duo with anyone?
Yeah. It’s not that I don’t like women it’s just like women tend to be so dramatic and snotty, and I don’t like being around them. And for any women listening to this, y’all know what the fuck it is. I don’t like that shit, I just don’t. I have a couple real good girlfriends, and that’s all I fucking needed. To answer your question; Yeah, absolutely. Like, working with people professionally is fine, but in my personal life, not so much at least not in this business.
King: The shit I’ve heard about in the industry, so much shit. That’s why I like the hobby more then the actual industry.
Evie: Most of them are fine to work with on the professional side, though.
King: Right. OK, so you need to have that chemistry with that woman in order to have fun yourself.
Evie: Yeah. If it was going to be for my fans or something, it’s definitely not gonna be just any random chick. It has to be someone I actually vibe with. If it’s for a set, I’m whatever — as long as they’re not rude to me. But as far as my fans, I don’t like working with those females unless we click. I would be fine with that, yeah absolutely as long as the girl isn’t snotty or anything and doesn’t have a bad attitude toward me. Then I’m down for whatever. I’m down to get that money.
If there was one ideal city you would want to tour, what city would that be?
Honestly, I have no idea. Whatever city would want me the most. I just like being down to travel. Lol!!!
How much of Evie Christian (Tryst Agency) are we getting when we book you?
Like… all of me. What the fuck?
Do you plan on going to any Exxxotica this year?
Oh, not this year. I don’t know it’s just so far away. It’s been so long since I’ve gone to one. I might…
King: So, you're gonna go with the flow, basically.
Evie: Maybe… yeah, that’s kind of how I do shit. I never plan it. I fucking never plan shit. It’s just like how I said I wasn’t gonna go to AVN this year, and then I just randomly popped in.
King: Yeah, OK. I’m not gonna lie to you. I am fucking with the vibe. Your go-with-the-flow shit is going to be so funny in this Q&A.
Evie: I mean… It works with this business. That’s how I am with my agent. Whenever I fucking get a call, I already have a bag packed. Every time I need to fucking go, I already have a bag of clothes and shoes ready. I already have a toiletry bag that I use for the gym/ for set, and it’s already packed with my shit right now as we speak. So if I was hypothetically to get a call, I would just jump in the shower real quick, style my hair, and leave.
You answered everything to a tee well, not everything to a tee, because I’m figuring you’re a little lit right now, ain’t you?
How did you know? I’m also playing Minecraft. I’m high as fuck right now. I just woke up like two hours ago. I wake up at noon. I love my life
