and if you can afford it. That shit is expensive. Just don't ever tell them how much money you really have in your bank account(s). You tell them you have $5K? They're going to automatically think all $5K is available for them to spend for themselves. Most of them are not gonna care that you need to pay rent/food/utilities/etc. They'll act sympathetic and say "oh baby I'm sorry I spend all of your checking account on Gucci and Prada" but in reality they have zero feelings for you. If anything, they'll get super pissed that you're magically not making more money.Absolutely untrue. Strippers are not hard to pull at all. Most of them are looking for someone to leech onto in the first place. The real problem is they will fuck you, then not go away. That's the bigger issue. Next thing you know, they are living in your place rent free and partying all the time. I don't recommend this route unless you love a crazy 24/7 lifestyle.
And don't even get me started on 401K's and Roth IRAs and such. Don't ever tell them about those. They realize you have $250K combined they're gonna find a way to make you withdraw all of it so they can buy a brand new tesla for themselves. Next thing you know your entire retirement is gone. Not to mention most of these strippers have zero concept of money management anyway. You say "compound interest" to them and they'll stare at you like deer in headlights. Ironic since that very concept could be their ticket to living the lifestyle they want if they just had the patience.
Unless they actually have feelings for you (which, I mean, if you want to marry a stripper then by all means go right ahead), any of us are nothing but an ATM to them.
