I don't think brothels can go a month without having some kind of party. Whether it’s one brothel or another, they always have something going on within the comfiness of their ranches, and damn it if I don’t want to at least go to one of them. All of their parties just seem so well thought out and planned that even someone like me, who’s never been to a brothel, is eager to attend one. This party they have coming up, though, is one I feel like I would’ve thought of in another life where I had money—a brothel crawl, where you're visiting three different brothels in one evening.The brothel crawl, as they’re calling it, is no different than a bar crawl. Whereas in a bar crawl you're going from bar to bar getting as shit-faced as you possibly can, in a brothel crawl you're going from ranch to ranch enjoying yourself with a woman in each establishment. This is by far one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard. I can actually see myself going on a brothel crawl with a couple of friends, enjoying everything each brothel has to offer—specifically the very beautiful women waiting in each location.
Anyone who follows any of the brothels on social media knows why these parties are such a thing. They throw them at least once a month to help drive foot traffic to the establishment. It was only a couple of days ago Sheri’s Ranch threw a toga party, inviting anyone and everyone who was interested in attending. The courtesans were all dressed up, looking very sexy, with the theme of the party spread all over the ranch. Again, it’s obvious why the party is being held, but that doesn’t make you want to go any less.
The brothel crawl is a little more elaborate. Clients will start at the Bunny Ranch, where they'll enjoy the festivities along with the entertainment there. Then they’ll make their way over to the Love Ranch, enjoying more of the same. Finally, things will end—or pick back up—at the Sagebrush Ranch.
At the end of all this, prizes will be given to clients, with the biggest prize being a free VIP party. I have no idea what that consists of, but it's a VIP party being held at a brothel—I don’t see a downside to that.
All of this sounds amazing. Like I said, I would love to attend something like this in a group, but I can’t help but look at the other side of it. To attend and be part of the crawl will consist of seeing a courtesan in each location. The spirit is indeed willing, but my wallet is not. It would cost a fine amount to be part of this, and even though it would be possible, I’d be walking into each session pretty blind.
Still, I’d have fun nonetheless—you only live once. For more information on the brothel crawl, you can check out the flyer that tells you everything you want to know.
