Yeah, I've done this before. This was dumb as hell and I regret everything about it for reasons I'll explain in this same post, but I have been this stupid before. I was doing to much in the moment with it being my first real provider and wanted to be as fresh as possible. This wasn't just for me, but for the provider as well. Well, I fucked up pretty bad. Still, hope that some of all won't be as stupid as I am when it came to this.
Before I start off, what Kali is saying here is very much common sense. I knew this was a dumbass idea, but again I wanted to be very fresh and make a good impression. With this being in my early years I made sure to freshen up as much as possible, I did my usual routine that I put down here in the community somewhere adding the perfume to my balls as an unintended addition. Prior to that I had also shaved. Now, I don't need to tell the men here the feeling that occurs to putting cologne on your boys just before shaving.... it stung like a sonofbitch.
This was when I knew I did something wrong a decided to never do that shit again. Still, I wanted to make sure I was as fresh as humanly possible. Further down the road I decided to try out the Nut Luggage Mz Dani made. Then one that came with Soap, lotion, and deodorizing wash. Yeah......
Anyway, soap and water is really all you need. I tried a nice fragrance shower gel from Bath and Body Works, but you'll have to make sure the provider isn't allergic to anything. Not worth the I was super self-conscious going to see my first big provider and really wanted to make a good impression. Was it stupid of me? Fuck yeah, but after the absolute pain filled hour I had dealing with my mistake I went and saw that provider like a champ. Change the shit out of my life now that I think about it.
