I'm sorry, I just find this deeply funny and at the same time a little sad. To see something like this happen doesn't so much dent my childhood, but put's the reality of all of us having needs that need to be met. Finding out Daniel Stern, Marv from the original Home Alone movie, was caught soliciting a provider. This all happening around Christmas no less.
Last month, Daniel was caught with a provider. Of course there isn't much information on the matter as not to give away LEs methods, though it's pretty obvious how all of this went down. Daniel wanted to stick his dick in some 304 and decided to take a drive it was there when he was caught trying to hire a provider. Good news is, Daniel only walked away with a misdemeanor and won't be doing any jail time. Bad news, is everyone from TMZ to IMDB knows the man was out there looking for some fun. Doubt this is really going to change his life drastically given the entirety of Hollywood actors have been caught doing the same and it's pretty normalize for them. Seriously, look up the kid from Strangers Things, he just got caught with to male escorts. Barely anyone's talking about it.
Anyway, I can't help but think this could have been avoided. I don't get why so many of us continue to go about the old ways of seeing providers. Driving down a street not knowing every face that on the strip, it seems pretty concerning. You never know who's who and what could happen. Doing everything electronically feels safer and gets rid a lot of the leg work if you ask me. Just my opinion.
I'm sure Daniel here was just horny and was looking for a quicky to think straight. This has happen to the best of us. Still, I'm going crazy with the puns in my head and had to write them down. Check it out.
Last month, Daniel was caught with a provider. Of course there isn't much information on the matter as not to give away LEs methods, though it's pretty obvious how all of this went down. Daniel wanted to stick his dick in some 304 and decided to take a drive it was there when he was caught trying to hire a provider. Good news is, Daniel only walked away with a misdemeanor and won't be doing any jail time. Bad news, is everyone from TMZ to IMDB knows the man was out there looking for some fun. Doubt this is really going to change his life drastically given the entirety of Hollywood actors have been caught doing the same and it's pretty normalize for them. Seriously, look up the kid from Strangers Things, he just got caught with to male escorts. Barely anyone's talking about it.Anyway, I can't help but think this could have been avoided. I don't get why so many of us continue to go about the old ways of seeing providers. Driving down a street not knowing every face that on the strip, it seems pretty concerning. You never know who's who and what could happen. Doing everything electronically feels safer and gets rid a lot of the leg work if you ask me. Just my opinion.
I'm sure Daniel here was just horny and was looking for a quicky to think straight. This has happen to the best of us. Still, I'm going crazy with the puns in my head and had to write them down. Check it out.
- Marv Learned the Hard Way: Wet Bandits Don’t Get Lonely.
- All Marv Wanted for Christmas Was… an Hour
- Marv went from breaking & entering to booking & explaining
