Working in finance, specifically the banking sector, we do not "cum" when we see a credit score like that. Especially now where systemic fraud and credit manipulation is at an all time high, having a 850 credit score has little impact.
What does make us cum (similar to many women) is cash on deposit. The more cash you have on deposit inside of your account, the more we are going to want to make you happy to keep it there and deposit more. Currently financial institutions number one objective is fighting for customer deposits. As always gentleman, cash is king.
Interesting!
But surely, an 850 FICO has to stand for something
It has to have some import!
(It can't be totally ignored!)
It can't be totally meaningless!
So, you're sayin' when you go to buy a car .... and the car salesman does a credit check on you ... and, it comes back 850 .... he doesn't cum in his pants?
You're saying ... a car buyer with a 850 FICO ... gets the same reception as a car buyer with a 600 FICO?
That's rather hard to believe!
Surely the MBA, algorithm geeks at Experian, Equifax and Transunion have had to have come up with a way to effectively separate (regardless of "systematic fraud and credit manipulation") the creditworthy wheat from the chaff ... and ascertain a person's credit worthiness!
(AI has gotta be especially suited for this!)
AI has to have outsmarted them; AI has to be ahead of the curve on this; .... and's gotta be a step ahead of the "systematic fraud and credit manipulation"!
For AI ... the methods and tactics of fraudsters and manipulators gotta be relatively easy to spot!
AI has got to easily be able to expose them and ferret them out!
No?
Let me tell a ya real-world story about having an enviable FICO score:
Once upon a time I was bangin' a totally hot, smoke-show, chica (Patricia Mercado)!
(She was great in bed; eager to please; could take a poundin'; and was up for anything!)
One night during pillow talk she says to me: "Oh my papi ... could you help me out with the rent?"
I said: "Yeah, I'll help ya out ... mami!"
(Now mind you, at that time I was routinely getting unsolicited $1000 checks in the mail from Chase, Citi, Discover, Wells Fargo .... looking for my business and begging me to cash them!)
I never paid 'em no mind!
I was flush; I had $$$ in my pocket; I wasn't interested!
I didn't feel like gettin' in debt!
I just tore 'em up and threw them in the trash!
But, I knew somethin' was up!
( I suspected I must have had a pretty high credit score!)
There had to be a reason .... the banks were pursuing me!
But, I never bothered to check out my credit score!
So I said ... what the fuck, let me see what my credit score is ... and help out my caliente chica with the rent at the same time!
(It was time to see ... just how I measured up!)
So, I went to OneMainFinancial (right next to the check-cashing agency)!
I told the office manager I wanted to takeout a $1000 loan!
He says: "Let me see what I can do. Give me a credit card and your drivers license."
He comes back 5 minutes later with a little steam in his stride and says: "You got a FICO score of 820 ... I've worked here for 10 years and I've only seen 1 higher than that!"
Then he says: "I know you wanna borrow $1000 ... but is there any way I can convince you to borrow $10,000?"
There Ya Go!
(Mami was ever so pleased with my efforts ...And, I WAS RICHLY REWARDED!)
