I'm sick right now, so I’ve been spending an enormous amount of time on social media. Today, I happened to come across a back-and-forth between two well-known providers, Gemini Baby and
Brandi Bae. This wasn’t something I sought out—I don’t even follow Brandi Bae since she goes through social media accounts like Skittles, at least on Instagram. Anyway, their feud, as disgusting as it was, gave me a glimpse of the present-day Brandi, and I was a little baffled by what I saw.
Brandi looks like a completely different person. I’ve seen her Eros ads showcasing her from different angles, and she does look beautiful in them. But I think she’s taken that beauty way too far.
Before all these enhancements she’s had over her nine-year career, Brandi was already a well-built woman. She got some work done—adjustments that she and her fans likely felt were needed. But instead of stopping there, she kept going, getting more and more work done to the point where she’s become unrecognizable. To some fans, she now looks plain—ironically, the very thing she was trying to avoid with all these enhancements.
Everything from Brandi’s face down to her behind has been altered. Don’t get me wrong—she still has an appeal that many find intriguing, and plenty of clients still consider her very attractive. I’m just not one of them. By definition—and when I say "definition," I mean men’s general idea of what sexy is—Brandi fits the bill. She has the ample bottom, giant breasts, and lips that are plumper than Snoopy in the Thanksgiving parade. Everything most men are looking for—but not all.
One can assume the look Brandi was going for was the classic "fuckdoll" aesthetic. It’s a popular look, but at this point, it’s a cliché. Everyone is doing it, and you can’t scroll through TrystLink without seeing at least ten profiles on the first page with the same enhancements. Some women pull it off well because they know their limits—they stop before they cross the line into looking artificial. They end up looking like a work of art.
Mind you, this is just my opinion. I’m just writing out loud because that’s what I do. If you find Brandi attractive, then go for it—book her as fast as you can. But after seeing her today, along with her disgusting personality? I’m good.
