LOOOONNG ONE HERE BOYS.
This will read half like a review then turn into an existential meltdown but just thought I would share my new favorite move that...
This will read half like a review then turn into an existential meltdown but just thought I would share my new favorite move that...
LOOOONNG ONE HERE BOYS.
This will read half like a review then turn into an existential meltdown but just thought I would share my new favorite move that may have resulted in me meeting my future wife or making me yet another cautionary tale on dumb johns catching feelings. Regardless of what happens i'll be attempting the lush move i'm about to describe any opportunity I get. I had been looking to schedule an appointment with a local former stripper that has a onlyfans/chaturbate. She's okay with pretty much every acronym you can imagine (except bbfs more to come on that). She's very petite, Big beautiful eyes and other than some tasteful lip filler all natural with a dump truck of an ass.
Not throwing shade but let me preface this by saying sometimes I read reviews on here and it reads like a sex god taking down a pornstar that makes me raise an eyebrow and to be transparent thats definitely not me.
For example here's my first visit with Nicole Doshi review: I saw Nicole Doshi, I walked in, We made out while i rubbed her clit for 5 minutes and then she hopped on my dick and I came within 2 minutes. I couldn't get hard again. The end
I'd confidently say I have pretty average dick game and pretty average stamina. Absolutely wrecking a chick is something i've done a handful of times in my life and whenever its been with a provider i'd say theres a reason they call them actors and i'm mostly okay with all that. This experience was far and beyond anything i've ever pulled before.
So I schedule a 30 min video call with a local UTR stripper turned onlyfans model that I know used to offer extras at the club and heard she did a few dates with guys she met there so figured maybe she's also providing via online stuff. We get to talking and I drop the question and she's hesitant at first but I mention I had had a few dances from her and we kept talking and eventually we get to scheduling a 2 hour appointment a week out. We end the call and she says she's going live on chaturbate so I go and watch her where she has the whole Lovense Lush vibrator sync'd to token donations and this is where I get my idea.
The day before our appointment I reach out and ask her if she's down for a some extra fun. I venmo her for another 30 minute video chat and ask her to add me on the lovense app. I tell her my plan to have her videocall me on the app when she's on her way.
The day of I get everything set in the hotel and Call her an uber, I make sure its a Black XL and actually cancel 2 because I keep getting bullshit smaller infiniti SUV's and finally a Escalade pops up. She videocalls me and she seems SOOO genuinely excited, She hops in the Uber gets in the back which i'm sure seems a bit odd to the driver but whatever and she just beaming with the biggest smile. she asks the driver to put some music on and is switching back and fourth between her smile and showing herself rubbing herself through her dress.
I start low and slow upping the vibrations bit by bit and its been literally 1 minute and she is already losing her mind. it's about a 15 minute ride to the hotel and the next 14 minutes this girl must have cum at least 3 times. Like I said i've seen her on chaturbate and it was like night and day watching her have an orgasm there vs what she was doing here. She arrives at the hotel gets out but is still videochatting me, She gets in the elevator and I lose her. I pop open the hotel door and look down the long hallway and see her getting off the elevator and she spots me. As she walks down the hall I turn the Lush up higher and higher and she's practically falling down. She gets to the door and grabs my face and starts kissing me going holy shit over and over while her legs start to give out on her. she drops her tote and I look down and start laughing and she goes "I KNOW I needed a bigger tote i was freaking out in the lobby everyone probably thought I pissed myself"it looks like this girl went waist deep in a pool the bottom half of her dress is fucking drenched.
I introduce myself and pick her up and put her on the edge of the table, we start making out and I place the phone on the table next to her hand and go your turn. I get down on my knees and start to DATY her with the lush in while shes adjusting the levels and is at this point creaming like I have never seen before. She starts convulsing and is being so fucking loud.
Sidenote: Like i said i'm no sex god and generally when i'm with a provider physical contact with my dick is needed to get me fully hard and when i do things like go down on women if i'm not stroking myself i start to lose my boner fairly quickly. I have had a more aggressive hard on than even when ive taken stuff like viagra since before this chick walked through the door and its literally throbbing despite not having even been touched yet.
I pop back up and start making out with her again while she's unbuttoning my shirt i pick her up and move to the bed where i lay her on her back and she starts unbuckling my pants. The entire time the Lush is still going and her hands are shaking trying to get my pants off. I slowly start to pull the lush out and this thing is absolutely drenched in creamy cum. She gets my pants off and her eyes pop like its a fucking porn and she exclaims "YES I KNEW YOU'D HAVE A GREAT COCK"
I start rubbing the head on her pussy and she's ooo'ing and ahh'ing and then she hits me with the leg wrap, I stop kissing her for a second and look at her pretty eyes where she starts whispering please, please and takes the heels of her feet and presses them into my ass sliding me inside her bare.
Heres what someone should be thinking
1. We didn't exchange testing
2. This chicks not a pornstar so does not necessarily regularly even get tested
3. She's a recently retired stripper i'm gonna be a dad
Here's what I was thinking
This is the greatest pussy I have ever had in my entire life and I'm going to fill this chick
We fuck missionary and she just keeps on cumming and cumming she is absolutely destroying my back with her nails and has her legs wrapped around me and i'm fucking this chicks harder than I have ever fucked anyone in my life. After about 30 minutes of this I tell her i'm getting close I lift my head from her shoulder to look at her again and while staring at me she starts saying cum in me, i'm in full blown little head thinking mode and keep pumping away I'm getting closer and closer and she's getting louder and louder, she exclaims i'm cumming and I feel her pussy grip me like it never had before and I cum deep in her.
Sidenote 2: Ive been taking Lecithin, Lysine,& Zinc which is supposed to give you bigger thicker loads for the last few weeks. Spoiler alert: shit works
We lay there holding eachother while I pump into her both just saying oh my god over and over and she starts giggling. I slowly go to stand up and pull out and look down and it looks like one of those hand lotion porn creampies and she goes to touch her pussy and goes wow wow wow wow wow while an unbelievable amount of pearly white cum drains from her.
She looks up at me and goes ohh shit uhh and starts kinda nervous giggling. She's like clearly trying to convey something to me but keeps convulsing and is dick drunk getting 1 or 2 words into a sentence and then pausing finally going 1 sec I need a minute. Im grinning like a little kid and feel like I just climbed everest. I lay down next to her and she takes a few deep breaths and goes okay first of all woooooooooow secondly I don't usually do that and I go me neither. It's a little bit awkward for id say 5 minutes both of us just laying side by side not touching or talking. My post nut clarity begins to hit and I go hey uh I wasn't really expecting us to do that but I have testing from a little less than a month ago and only fucked one person with a condom since. She's sits up and blurts out
"OH THANK GOD sorry if I was just being weird but I was trying to figure out how to ask you so I wasn't sure if i should volunteer to you that i'm tested from 2 weeks ago but then I sound like a whore and what if you don't respond with that you're also tested if we fuck again do I make you wear one is the rest of the night gonna be weird now but thank you for breaking the ice sorry if I sound flustered my brains not working". I can tell she's a bit of an anxious person at a baseline which honestly made me feel a bit better that she was freaking out about doing bbfscip i'm hoping this means its at least uncommon.
Its honestly the least provider feeling date i've ever been on she's so adorable and sexy seeming so genuinely scatterbrained after too much stimulation. She cuddles the rest of her body up to me and I go hey so since we got the testing thing out of the way, are you on birth control? Like a little kid getting caught doing something they weren't supposed to she goes uhhhh No and I take a deep breath in and she laughs and goes don't worry i'll let you buy me Plan B. She then gives me a peck of a kiss and pops up to head to the bathroom and says "relax you're amazing, but i'd kill your kid look at these ab's i'm no milf yet and giggles more this girl is fucking twisted and I love it. She then turns on the shower and pops her head out and says "you gonna make me clean your kids out of myself all alone"? Hotel has a gorgeous glass steam shower and we start cleaning one another with her ass in my crotch and begin talking for the first time really other than baby danger conversation in an hour. She has a fucked up sense of humor just like me and we get along really well. We end up spending like half an hour just talking and giggling. We dry off and hop back in bed where we cuddle and talk more. I start rubbing her while spooning and she's very very sensitive now. She pulls away and says "you've made this all about me how about I return the favor" and proceeds to go down me. I'm instantly rock hard again and this little tiny girl proceeds to sensually lick the tip and let drool spill all over the head of my dick. She looks up at me and goes "wana see something cool?" She then proceeds to slowly engulf my entire cock down her throat her nose is pressed against my pelvis and holds it there for a solid 10 seconds and then bobs on it for another 10 and then pops her head up gasping for air. Ive been deepthroated before but I do have an actual 8 inch dick and the only better ive had was April Olson. All the while I look like a chick having an orgasm grasping at the sheets and convulsing. She does more of that, she does A LOT more of that and i'm losing my mind she starts rimming me and than goes back to DT's and starts with a finger on my prostate, then 2. I'm in some weird place of agony where it feels like i'm already Cumming but i'm not its just one giant orgasm. I look down and she's giving me a little devilish grin. She's no longer massaging my prostate and I feel her pressing something against my ass. Before I fully realize whats happening the Lush is in my ass and she's stroking me while she cycles through the modes and I can barely handle it. I feel like i'm on drugs. She climbs up and begins riding me and I can barely move i'm just thrashing on the bed while she pins me down and gives me a world class ride. After about 5 minutes of this I tell her i'm Cumming and she pulls out and I dump a load all over her stomach she keeps stroking me and I can barely handle it but i'm also not getting soft. After she strokes me for another few minutes i'm still hard as a rock and she's pulling on the lush cord in my ass which feels incredible. She hops back on and keeps riding saying all kinds of nasty shit about how hot it is that i'm still hard. Despite spending the last half hour being more submissive than i've ever been in any sexual experience I get my focus back even with this fuckin thing in my ass and pick her up put her in doggy and start going off on her. She starts cumming and I grab her by the neck and pull her up so her backs pressed against my chest and give her a ton of short hard fast thrusts she's begging to be choked harder so i go two hands and she's definitely fading in and out until she catches enough blood flow to beg me to cum in her and I unload in her again. we collapse onto the bed holding each other. She is singing my praises and kissing me all over my face. After i catch my breath i go to pull this thing out but my hands are slippery I start having trouble and i'm afraid to push for fear of shitting myself as this is all new to me. So I go uh pardon me could you please help me get this thing out of my ass. she giggles and goes of course and grabs the tail of the lush "you want me to do it like i'm starting a lawn mower right" WAIT WHAT more giggling "im kidding! don't worry i'll be gentle".
She lays back down to cuddle more with me I look at the clock and its 8pm, She got here at 5:30 so i'm already a bit over but she does not seem concerned. We keep talking about our lives and i'm genuinely smitten. I ask her what she has planned the rest of the evening and she turns around so we are face to face and goes "oh are you kicking me out? is it because i shoved a tamagachi in your ass?" I burst out laughing and go no please god stay forever I just want to be respectful of your time.
She says "how about you feed me and for desert you can take me to cvs so you don't make me a mom"
At this point i'm starting to wonder how bad of an idea getting this girl pregnant even is anymore.
We take another quick shower and go into the other room where I go oh no seeing her still soaked dress on the floor wondering what she's gonna wear. she whips a pair of gym clothes out of her tote bag and we both start to get dressed. I go and get the plastic laundry bag the hotel provides and start to put her dress in it when she goes what are you doing and i explain i didn't want her other stuff to get wet when she says "just hang it up in the bathroom so it can dry" I start smiling and she giggles again and goes "oh you thought you were getting rid of me after dinner?" She then jumps on me and starts kissing me more teasing me saying "oh you're tired of me? well you shouldn't have made me cum 15 times and then maybe I would have been outta here and at the spin class i paid for at 8pm you're making me miss. I laugh and go "oh well if you'd rather ride a bike".
We head out to dinner, thankfully we are near one of my favorite spots. To explain how out of the mindset of this being a provider date I am I take her to a bar where I know on a first name basis literally every single employee in the place. I'm in a fantasy league with a few of them and I consider one of the co-owners a close friend. friends will hear about this date from him. As we approach i'm starting to get a little anxious realizing this may be dumb. I say to her hey I know a few people who work here Sooo we met on Bumble? "Met on bumble?? thats our origin story?? we gotta tell our aborted son mom and dad met on lame bumble?? how about you saved me from a handsy guy at a bar or You helped my grandma cross the street". I swear this girls insane and funnier than anyone I've met. I respond how about we just do the plot line to pretty woman? she turns bites her lip and goes "oh I thought we already were".
As I predicted a few of the people I know come up and say Hi. I introduce them to her and before I can say her name she introduces herself but not by the name i've been calling her. She goes with bumble date story and the friends walk away and she goes oh yeah by the way i'm _______not _______. Well nice to meet you ________. We keep talking about some mutual interests, vacations we have been on, funny stories. She got really detailed about her personal life and I reciprocated. At one point she was telling a story about going to jackson hole this past year to ski and a video we had both seen on instagram. She pulled out her phone to find it and i said i had done the same drop in at corbets on video and its on my page. she asked for my instagram account so she could see it and then added me on the onlyfans insta account she was on. she went oh wait undid it and then switched to her personal profile and added me there with her parents and shit all over the page. We proceed to take down almost 4 bottles of wine and it's now 3am and we are both hammered having a great time. We stop by a pharmacy and get the plan B and start walking back to the hotel. We get in the elevator and she goes "oh Deja Vu." I say "not quite you don't have a vibrator inside you this time" to which she replies while pressing her ass against me "well no vibrator this time but i'm definitely still wet" and proceeds to take my hand and put it down her leggings. We start going at it and spill into the hallway head back to the room and have slow intimate missionary sex for what felt like an hour. I fall asleep holding her it was unbelievable.
After falling asleep at like 5am I awake still holding her at around 9:30. Laying there a combination of hangover anxiety and how abnormal what just happened starts racing through my head. Idk how to play this I legit really really like this girl.
Typically I laugh at dudes who catch feelings for SW or the real dummies who believe the feelings are reciprocated in an authentic traditional manner. Oh yeah dude the Stripper totally likes you theres definitely something there you should totally explore it lmk what happens when you stop giving them money. Despite this I feel like something is here but then i run the risk of being even more cringey which is the dudes who make up stories and are like yeah bro i gave the hooker such good dick she said no charge. I've had good GFE experiences with providers and this was certainly feeling like more than that. That said i'm also not so delusional that I think the girl who has said and did every single sexy thing possible is just like a regular chick who isn't at the end of the day on some level doing the work part of sexwork.
This will read half like a review then turn into an existential meltdown but just thought I would share my new favorite move that may have resulted in me meeting my future wife or making me yet another cautionary tale on dumb johns catching feelings. Regardless of what happens i'll be attempting the lush move i'm about to describe any opportunity I get. I had been looking to schedule an appointment with a local former stripper that has a onlyfans/chaturbate. She's okay with pretty much every acronym you can imagine (except bbfs more to come on that). She's very petite, Big beautiful eyes and other than some tasteful lip filler all natural with a dump truck of an ass.
Not throwing shade but let me preface this by saying sometimes I read reviews on here and it reads like a sex god taking down a pornstar that makes me raise an eyebrow and to be transparent thats definitely not me.
For example here's my first visit with Nicole Doshi review: I saw Nicole Doshi, I walked in, We made out while i rubbed her clit for 5 minutes and then she hopped on my dick and I came within 2 minutes. I couldn't get hard again. The end
I'd confidently say I have pretty average dick game and pretty average stamina. Absolutely wrecking a chick is something i've done a handful of times in my life and whenever its been with a provider i'd say theres a reason they call them actors and i'm mostly okay with all that. This experience was far and beyond anything i've ever pulled before.
So I schedule a 30 min video call with a local UTR stripper turned onlyfans model that I know used to offer extras at the club and heard she did a few dates with guys she met there so figured maybe she's also providing via online stuff. We get to talking and I drop the question and she's hesitant at first but I mention I had had a few dances from her and we kept talking and eventually we get to scheduling a 2 hour appointment a week out. We end the call and she says she's going live on chaturbate so I go and watch her where she has the whole Lovense Lush vibrator sync'd to token donations and this is where I get my idea.
The day before our appointment I reach out and ask her if she's down for a some extra fun. I venmo her for another 30 minute video chat and ask her to add me on the lovense app. I tell her my plan to have her videocall me on the app when she's on her way.
The day of I get everything set in the hotel and Call her an uber, I make sure its a Black XL and actually cancel 2 because I keep getting bullshit smaller infiniti SUV's and finally a Escalade pops up. She videocalls me and she seems SOOO genuinely excited, She hops in the Uber gets in the back which i'm sure seems a bit odd to the driver but whatever and she just beaming with the biggest smile. she asks the driver to put some music on and is switching back and fourth between her smile and showing herself rubbing herself through her dress.
I start low and slow upping the vibrations bit by bit and its been literally 1 minute and she is already losing her mind. it's about a 15 minute ride to the hotel and the next 14 minutes this girl must have cum at least 3 times. Like I said i've seen her on chaturbate and it was like night and day watching her have an orgasm there vs what she was doing here. She arrives at the hotel gets out but is still videochatting me, She gets in the elevator and I lose her. I pop open the hotel door and look down the long hallway and see her getting off the elevator and she spots me. As she walks down the hall I turn the Lush up higher and higher and she's practically falling down. She gets to the door and grabs my face and starts kissing me going holy shit over and over while her legs start to give out on her. she drops her tote and I look down and start laughing and she goes "I KNOW I needed a bigger tote i was freaking out in the lobby everyone probably thought I pissed myself"it looks like this girl went waist deep in a pool the bottom half of her dress is fucking drenched.
I introduce myself and pick her up and put her on the edge of the table, we start making out and I place the phone on the table next to her hand and go your turn. I get down on my knees and start to DATY her with the lush in while shes adjusting the levels and is at this point creaming like I have never seen before. She starts convulsing and is being so fucking loud.
Sidenote: Like i said i'm no sex god and generally when i'm with a provider physical contact with my dick is needed to get me fully hard and when i do things like go down on women if i'm not stroking myself i start to lose my boner fairly quickly. I have had a more aggressive hard on than even when ive taken stuff like viagra since before this chick walked through the door and its literally throbbing despite not having even been touched yet.
I pop back up and start making out with her again while she's unbuttoning my shirt i pick her up and move to the bed where i lay her on her back and she starts unbuckling my pants. The entire time the Lush is still going and her hands are shaking trying to get my pants off. I slowly start to pull the lush out and this thing is absolutely drenched in creamy cum. She gets my pants off and her eyes pop like its a fucking porn and she exclaims "YES I KNEW YOU'D HAVE A GREAT COCK"
I start rubbing the head on her pussy and she's ooo'ing and ahh'ing and then she hits me with the leg wrap, I stop kissing her for a second and look at her pretty eyes where she starts whispering please, please and takes the heels of her feet and presses them into my ass sliding me inside her bare.
Heres what someone should be thinking
1. We didn't exchange testing
2. This chicks not a pornstar so does not necessarily regularly even get tested
3. She's a recently retired stripper i'm gonna be a dad
Here's what I was thinking
This is the greatest pussy I have ever had in my entire life and I'm going to fill this chick
We fuck missionary and she just keeps on cumming and cumming she is absolutely destroying my back with her nails and has her legs wrapped around me and i'm fucking this chicks harder than I have ever fucked anyone in my life. After about 30 minutes of this I tell her i'm getting close I lift my head from her shoulder to look at her again and while staring at me she starts saying cum in me, i'm in full blown little head thinking mode and keep pumping away I'm getting closer and closer and she's getting louder and louder, she exclaims i'm cumming and I feel her pussy grip me like it never had before and I cum deep in her.
Sidenote 2: Ive been taking Lecithin, Lysine,& Zinc which is supposed to give you bigger thicker loads for the last few weeks. Spoiler alert: shit works
We lay there holding eachother while I pump into her both just saying oh my god over and over and she starts giggling. I slowly go to stand up and pull out and look down and it looks like one of those hand lotion porn creampies and she goes to touch her pussy and goes wow wow wow wow wow while an unbelievable amount of pearly white cum drains from her.
She looks up at me and goes ohh shit uhh and starts kinda nervous giggling. She's like clearly trying to convey something to me but keeps convulsing and is dick drunk getting 1 or 2 words into a sentence and then pausing finally going 1 sec I need a minute. Im grinning like a little kid and feel like I just climbed everest. I lay down next to her and she takes a few deep breaths and goes okay first of all woooooooooow secondly I don't usually do that and I go me neither. It's a little bit awkward for id say 5 minutes both of us just laying side by side not touching or talking. My post nut clarity begins to hit and I go hey uh I wasn't really expecting us to do that but I have testing from a little less than a month ago and only fucked one person with a condom since. She's sits up and blurts out
"OH THANK GOD sorry if I was just being weird but I was trying to figure out how to ask you so I wasn't sure if i should volunteer to you that i'm tested from 2 weeks ago but then I sound like a whore and what if you don't respond with that you're also tested if we fuck again do I make you wear one is the rest of the night gonna be weird now but thank you for breaking the ice sorry if I sound flustered my brains not working". I can tell she's a bit of an anxious person at a baseline which honestly made me feel a bit better that she was freaking out about doing bbfscip i'm hoping this means its at least uncommon.
Its honestly the least provider feeling date i've ever been on she's so adorable and sexy seeming so genuinely scatterbrained after too much stimulation. She cuddles the rest of her body up to me and I go hey so since we got the testing thing out of the way, are you on birth control? Like a little kid getting caught doing something they weren't supposed to she goes uhhhh No and I take a deep breath in and she laughs and goes don't worry i'll let you buy me Plan B. She then gives me a peck of a kiss and pops up to head to the bathroom and says "relax you're amazing, but i'd kill your kid look at these ab's i'm no milf yet and giggles more this girl is fucking twisted and I love it. She then turns on the shower and pops her head out and says "you gonna make me clean your kids out of myself all alone"? Hotel has a gorgeous glass steam shower and we start cleaning one another with her ass in my crotch and begin talking for the first time really other than baby danger conversation in an hour. She has a fucked up sense of humor just like me and we get along really well. We end up spending like half an hour just talking and giggling. We dry off and hop back in bed where we cuddle and talk more. I start rubbing her while spooning and she's very very sensitive now. She pulls away and says "you've made this all about me how about I return the favor" and proceeds to go down me. I'm instantly rock hard again and this little tiny girl proceeds to sensually lick the tip and let drool spill all over the head of my dick. She looks up at me and goes "wana see something cool?" She then proceeds to slowly engulf my entire cock down her throat her nose is pressed against my pelvis and holds it there for a solid 10 seconds and then bobs on it for another 10 and then pops her head up gasping for air. Ive been deepthroated before but I do have an actual 8 inch dick and the only better ive had was April Olson. All the while I look like a chick having an orgasm grasping at the sheets and convulsing. She does more of that, she does A LOT more of that and i'm losing my mind she starts rimming me and than goes back to DT's and starts with a finger on my prostate, then 2. I'm in some weird place of agony where it feels like i'm already Cumming but i'm not its just one giant orgasm. I look down and she's giving me a little devilish grin. She's no longer massaging my prostate and I feel her pressing something against my ass. Before I fully realize whats happening the Lush is in my ass and she's stroking me while she cycles through the modes and I can barely handle it. I feel like i'm on drugs. She climbs up and begins riding me and I can barely move i'm just thrashing on the bed while she pins me down and gives me a world class ride. After about 5 minutes of this I tell her i'm Cumming and she pulls out and I dump a load all over her stomach she keeps stroking me and I can barely handle it but i'm also not getting soft. After she strokes me for another few minutes i'm still hard as a rock and she's pulling on the lush cord in my ass which feels incredible. She hops back on and keeps riding saying all kinds of nasty shit about how hot it is that i'm still hard. Despite spending the last half hour being more submissive than i've ever been in any sexual experience I get my focus back even with this fuckin thing in my ass and pick her up put her in doggy and start going off on her. She starts cumming and I grab her by the neck and pull her up so her backs pressed against my chest and give her a ton of short hard fast thrusts she's begging to be choked harder so i go two hands and she's definitely fading in and out until she catches enough blood flow to beg me to cum in her and I unload in her again. we collapse onto the bed holding each other. She is singing my praises and kissing me all over my face. After i catch my breath i go to pull this thing out but my hands are slippery I start having trouble and i'm afraid to push for fear of shitting myself as this is all new to me. So I go uh pardon me could you please help me get this thing out of my ass. she giggles and goes of course and grabs the tail of the lush "you want me to do it like i'm starting a lawn mower right" WAIT WHAT more giggling "im kidding! don't worry i'll be gentle".
She lays back down to cuddle more with me I look at the clock and its 8pm, She got here at 5:30 so i'm already a bit over but she does not seem concerned. We keep talking about our lives and i'm genuinely smitten. I ask her what she has planned the rest of the evening and she turns around so we are face to face and goes "oh are you kicking me out? is it because i shoved a tamagachi in your ass?" I burst out laughing and go no please god stay forever I just want to be respectful of your time.
She says "how about you feed me and for desert you can take me to cvs so you don't make me a mom"
At this point i'm starting to wonder how bad of an idea getting this girl pregnant even is anymore.
We take another quick shower and go into the other room where I go oh no seeing her still soaked dress on the floor wondering what she's gonna wear. she whips a pair of gym clothes out of her tote bag and we both start to get dressed. I go and get the plastic laundry bag the hotel provides and start to put her dress in it when she goes what are you doing and i explain i didn't want her other stuff to get wet when she says "just hang it up in the bathroom so it can dry" I start smiling and she giggles again and goes "oh you thought you were getting rid of me after dinner?" She then jumps on me and starts kissing me more teasing me saying "oh you're tired of me? well you shouldn't have made me cum 15 times and then maybe I would have been outta here and at the spin class i paid for at 8pm you're making me miss. I laugh and go "oh well if you'd rather ride a bike".
We head out to dinner, thankfully we are near one of my favorite spots. To explain how out of the mindset of this being a provider date I am I take her to a bar where I know on a first name basis literally every single employee in the place. I'm in a fantasy league with a few of them and I consider one of the co-owners a close friend. friends will hear about this date from him. As we approach i'm starting to get a little anxious realizing this may be dumb. I say to her hey I know a few people who work here Sooo we met on Bumble? "Met on bumble?? thats our origin story?? we gotta tell our aborted son mom and dad met on lame bumble?? how about you saved me from a handsy guy at a bar or You helped my grandma cross the street". I swear this girls insane and funnier than anyone I've met. I respond how about we just do the plot line to pretty woman? she turns bites her lip and goes "oh I thought we already were".
As I predicted a few of the people I know come up and say Hi. I introduce them to her and before I can say her name she introduces herself but not by the name i've been calling her. She goes with bumble date story and the friends walk away and she goes oh yeah by the way i'm _______not _______. Well nice to meet you ________. We keep talking about some mutual interests, vacations we have been on, funny stories. She got really detailed about her personal life and I reciprocated. At one point she was telling a story about going to jackson hole this past year to ski and a video we had both seen on instagram. She pulled out her phone to find it and i said i had done the same drop in at corbets on video and its on my page. she asked for my instagram account so she could see it and then added me on the onlyfans insta account she was on. she went oh wait undid it and then switched to her personal profile and added me there with her parents and shit all over the page. We proceed to take down almost 4 bottles of wine and it's now 3am and we are both hammered having a great time. We stop by a pharmacy and get the plan B and start walking back to the hotel. We get in the elevator and she goes "oh Deja Vu." I say "not quite you don't have a vibrator inside you this time" to which she replies while pressing her ass against me "well no vibrator this time but i'm definitely still wet" and proceeds to take my hand and put it down her leggings. We start going at it and spill into the hallway head back to the room and have slow intimate missionary sex for what felt like an hour. I fall asleep holding her it was unbelievable.
After falling asleep at like 5am I awake still holding her at around 9:30. Laying there a combination of hangover anxiety and how abnormal what just happened starts racing through my head. Idk how to play this I legit really really like this girl.
Typically I laugh at dudes who catch feelings for SW or the real dummies who believe the feelings are reciprocated in an authentic traditional manner. Oh yeah dude the Stripper totally likes you theres definitely something there you should totally explore it lmk what happens when you stop giving them money. Despite this I feel like something is here but then i run the risk of being even more cringey which is the dudes who make up stories and are like yeah bro i gave the hooker such good dick she said no charge. I've had good GFE experiences with providers and this was certainly feeling like more than that. That said i'm also not so delusional that I think the girl who has said and did every single sexy thing possible is just like a regular chick who isn't at the end of the day on some level doing the work part of sexwork.
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