So it’s decided. Swipity is the new weekly tour update guy. Any objections?
Always down for a night out with you.Do we need to discuss this locally?![]()
Sorry but you don’t get a say in this. You can turn it into your own. Make it an article not a list. Well
I literally invited you to Vegas two hours agoGuy wtf are you doing besides living on interest and smashing pornstars.
You need to step up your game.
Do we need to discuss this locally?![]()
Pretty sure I have a say in this. Wait and see how I don’t do it. Just wait. Hold your breath, though…Sorry but you don’t get a say in this.
You wanna kill me you’re gonna need a better game plan than that buddyPretty sure I have a say in this. Wait and see how I don’t do it. Just wait. Hold your breath, though…
Oh don’t worry. This is already my plan CYou wanna kill me you’re gonna need a better game plan than that buddy
I should send you a picture of the pizza I had the other day. You put that plan into motionOh don’t worry. This is already my plan C![]()
Your pizza topping choices have already taken years off my life.I should send you a picture of the pizza I had the other day. You put that plan into motion
I didn’t choose them she did and it was amazingYour pizza topping choices have already taken years off my life.
The things we do for lust.I didn’t choose them she did and it was amazing
You’re learning swipity I’m proud of youThe things we do for lust.
Sorry but you don’t get a say in this. You can turn it into your own. Make it an article not a list. Well
Let you decide. How you want to do it.
I literally invited you to Vegas two hours ago
And sir I live off of a rental income and vending machine cash and house flips, not interest thank very much
And I golf too. Sometimes with the pornstars and Bri Teresi… look her up and no she’s not available
This makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside the way my colon feels as I’m preparing for a really massive and satisfying bowel movement.Also. Siri now automatically suggests swipity as I type it. I know that must make you feel proud in a fuck you I hate you Mr insensitive kinda way.
Real talk a a massive and satisfying bowel movement is a great thing. We all know this I’m just willing to say it. So I take this as a compliment. Doubt you ment it that way. But the tables, they have turned.This makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside the way my colon feels as I’m preparing for a really massive and satisfying bowel movement.
Swipity you can come too. But we’re not staying at the fucking Luxor. We’re staying at the aira. In the sky suites. Deal With itI'm down for Vegas![]()
Swipity you can come too. But we’re not staying at the fucking Luxor. We’re staying at the aira. In the sky suites. Deal With it
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Cosmo or Wynn for this guy![]()