This afternoon, I opened up my phone and Twitter was open from my last session, with a naked woman front and center. Thankfully, I was alone but it reminded...
This afternoon, I opened up my phone and Twitter was open from my last session, with a naked woman front and center. Thankfully, I was alone but it reminded me of 2 embarrassing moments from my past.
About 15 years ago, I brought my iPad into a 9 am meeting in a conference room with almost a dozen people there and when I sat down and opened it, a still of a naked woman in doggy position, shown from the back, nearly filled my screen. It was where I’d frozen the PornHub movie the night before, after… well, you know. Only one person saw it, the guy standing behind me, who was a VP (but a LOT of fun at company gatherings). He patted me on the shoulder as I quickly tapped the home button to close the browser, then winked at me and smiled when I looked up at him. As far as I know, he never told anyone.
About 25 years ago, the woman I was dating and living with (who later became my wife) would sleep in the bed behind my computer, on the other side of the bed, and always laying on her left side, with her back to me. And she never ever woke up and turned around to see what I was doing in my chair or see what was on the screen. One night, I had downloaded an app to my computer that let me make folder backgrounds out of images and decided to try it on an image of a woman’s naked ass. As the image was created and came up on screen, she woke up, turned around silently and saw this giant image of a woman’s ass on my screen. She called me out for watching porn. I tried telling her what I was actually doing but she didn’t believe me, and given her reaction, I couldn’t tell her that if she’d turned around on any of the 364 out of the last 365 days, she’d have caught me jerking off, but the one night she did, she caught me doing something more dorky than perverted.
What about you guys? Or even the ladies? What are your most embarrassing moments?
