met up with two old friends that I hadn't seen since college late last night. We had some beers, talked about old times, and overall, it was a great evening — until...
It was getting late, so we decided to call it a night a little past midnight. I hung around at the bar for a bit after they left. Suddenly, I got in the mood, but there was a huge problem — it was 00:20, and the vast majority of providers are asleep by that time.
I thought, “Damn, what do I do now? Do I wait until tomorrow, or try to find someone now?” (Yes, I was that desperate.)
I checked a really flimsy directory, one that's riddled with fake profiles and even faker pictures. On that site, “picture verified” means absolutely nothing.
I hit up the first girl I saw. In the pictures, she was an Asian lady with the typical petite look — very hot. She didn’t show her face, but her body looked nice. I just needed a quick unload.
The first major red flag was the price: 1.5 hours with everything included for just $295. But when the little head does the thinking, there’s not much you can do but follow along.
I bought a mineral water so I could take the Sildenafil (50 mg) that I always carry in my wallet — just in case the need arises. I had a 40-minute window before the appointment, but the place was only a 10-minute walk from the bar.
Fast forward. I messaged: “I’m here.”
She replied: “I’m coming down to open.”
Five minutes went by... and then she came down.
And suddenly, all the red flags made sense.
First of all, she wasn’t Asian — she was Eastern European. And second, her face is something I’d very much like to forget. I kid you not, it looked like she only had a few teeth — maybe even none at all. Her mouth seemed to bend inward. It was disgusting. I was disgusted. Honestly, I have no idea who the hell would book that.
I said, “No, you are not for me.”
She got angry, rolled her eyes, and quickly ran back up the stairs.
So there I was, with 50mg of Sildenafil in my system and nowhere — and no one — to use it with.
Let that be a lesson — to myself, indeed — but also to every other gentleman out there:
If the price seems way too cheap, walk away.
Always trust your gut.
And always use a large, well-verified directory.

It was getting late, so we decided to call it a night a little past midnight. I hung around at the bar for a bit after they left. Suddenly, I got in the mood, but there was a huge problem — it was 00:20, and the vast majority of providers are asleep by that time.
I thought, “Damn, what do I do now? Do I wait until tomorrow, or try to find someone now?” (Yes, I was that desperate.)
I checked a really flimsy directory, one that's riddled with fake profiles and even faker pictures. On that site, “picture verified” means absolutely nothing.
I hit up the first girl I saw. In the pictures, she was an Asian lady with the typical petite look — very hot. She didn’t show her face, but her body looked nice. I just needed a quick unload.
The first major red flag was the price: 1.5 hours with everything included for just $295. But when the little head does the thinking, there’s not much you can do but follow along.
I bought a mineral water so I could take the Sildenafil (50 mg) that I always carry in my wallet — just in case the need arises. I had a 40-minute window before the appointment, but the place was only a 10-minute walk from the bar.
Fast forward. I messaged: “I’m here.”
She replied: “I’m coming down to open.”
Five minutes went by... and then she came down.
And suddenly, all the red flags made sense.
First of all, she wasn’t Asian — she was Eastern European. And second, her face is something I’d very much like to forget. I kid you not, it looked like she only had a few teeth — maybe even none at all. Her mouth seemed to bend inward. It was disgusting. I was disgusted. Honestly, I have no idea who the hell would book that.
I said, “No, you are not for me.”
She got angry, rolled her eyes, and quickly ran back up the stairs.
So there I was, with 50mg of Sildenafil in my system and nowhere — and no one — to use it with.
Let that be a lesson — to myself, indeed — but also to every other gentleman out there:
If the price seems way too cheap, walk away.
Always trust your gut.
And always use a large, well-verified directory.

