Benz Mafia (@Not_Ronald_Reagan) came in strong with a 110.82–90.42 win over myself. Zay Flowers stole the show with 24.6 points, easily outpacing his projection, while Terry McLaurin made it difficult for me, Chuba Hubbard was the lone bright spot at 16.4 points, but Dak Prescott’s weak ass 7.82 left me with nothing. I should have had Christen McCaffery in, but didn't know if the man was going to be health or not.
The Gridiron Glutes (@Tipsy_gentleman) 94.20–84.44 in Week 1, sealing the win on Monday night. Caleb Williams led the charge with 24.2 points, while Ja’Marr Chase disappointed with just 3.6. For The Gridiron Glutes, Younghoe Koo was the lone standout at 9 points, but Xavier Worthy’s goose egg summed up their struggles.
Pristine Edge (Tryst Agency) Rusher (@magicbus22) got that big win 124.56–108.98 in Week 1, locking up the win on Sunday night. Josh Allen was the difference-maker, exploding for 38.76 points, while Tee Higgins underwhelmed with just 4.8. For Multiple Scorgasms (@connman) Baker Mayfield impressed with 22.58 points, but Mike Evans stumbled with only 7.6.
Team Krytpon (@Ch3vyh0tr0d) pulled off a 107.46–94.10 win over Mr. UTR (@zm7000) in Week 1, sealing the victory late Sunday night. Lamar Jackson carried the load with 29.36 points, while DeVonta Smith struggled with just 3.1. For Mr. UTR, Deebo Samuel stood out with 19.1, but Joe Burrow’s 8.82 left too much ground to make up.
Intentional Pounding (@rkoman221) got his win 94.12 to 83.02 in a close game. A.J. Brown must have been on a different field, scoring a pitiful 1.3 points. As for Intentional Pounding, Ka'imi Fairbairn showed up to play, surpassing his projection with 14 points, while David Njoku apparently decided that 5.2 points was a sufficient contribution to the cause.
Show Me Your TD's triumphed over Brickhouse Brian with a score of 98.72 to 68.48. Show Me Your TD's's shining star was James Cook, who absolutely crushed with a dazzling 18.7 points. Calvin Ridley decided to take a nap, underwhelming everyone with a mere 4.7 points thanks for showing up! Brickhouse Brian's best player was Jalen Hurts, who must have been playing a different game altogether, surpassing their projection with 24.28 points.
